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Fantastic !!!

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Irish Man Robs a Bank ,

On his way out he goes up to the man at the back of the que & says ” Did you see me rob this bank” ? Yes he replies so he shoots him in the head .

The Robber goes up to the next man in the que & says ” Did you see me rob this bank ” ?
The man replies ” eeeeerm errrrrm NO ! But my wife did …… :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

Ugo this is just chat not flippin EGay.

shud up silly bitch & get some grub eaten , you so skinny are you anorexic ? :-

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@fastcars wrote:

Gaaaaaaaaaaawd… I havent been that pissed in a long time. :shock: Can someone fill me in with the details. I cant remember a single thing from about 10pm onwards.. 8-[

O:)

What have I told you about supping too much of that Shandy Dibknob !!!

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Right, its my birthday soon and a few of us have decided to see dirty dancing in london this easter…talk about last minute i know :shock:

Thing is, ive searched high and low for tickets or ticket/hotel bookings but i cannae find any for the 22nd or 23rd of march

any one know of anywhere i can get any tickets? even had a gander on ebay but i need 4 tickets for just a 1 night stay :twisted:

only place i can find that appear to have any is a site called enjoytheatrebreak.com, dunno if anyone has ever booked off here, is it above board do you reckon? :?

Here you go Pebbles Try this …….

CLICK ME 4 A HOTEL in LONDON 1 NIGHT STAYS Cheap Too

Question is Pebbles are you up for clicking one of my Links ?
I think if you still hav`nt found anything then maybe you should !

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Like it :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@janey wrote:

I would rather ride a motorbike than drive a car..used to belong to a bike club before children were born….. can’t get four children on a bike!!
Can’t wait to get enough pennies to buy another motorbike….

also…….
Its easier to have sex in a car than on a motorbike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :-$ :-$ :-$ :wink:

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I used to get them all the time too.

But I used to open them & buy them :roll: :roll: :roll:

So if anyone wants one buy em off me instead I now have 367 in stock ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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15 hrs straight driving Yanwsssssssszzzzzzzz…….. Yesterday , Delivered some filing cabinets to Hackney ( London ) then picked up a cooker I bought off eBay from Guildford ffs the seller had his location down as ( London ) it was half way to bloody Portsmouth grrrrrrrrrr ……!

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I am Confident in your success in keeping the peace until my return Queen Janey

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