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Blonde’s Car For Sale

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s illegal.”

“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “I just want to sell the car.”

“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000, miles. Then you shouldn’t have a problem selling your car.”

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About a month later, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”

“No,” replied the blonde. “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”

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@alan snowman wrote:

nothing better then rain for having fun with pedestrians you see them you see a puddle and you speed up and soak them while driving off giggling to yourself

yes agreed , when i was driving long Distance I had many a laugh
Once I must have laughed for at least a mile :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well I dont give a flying pigs ar se anymore because
If all goes to plan this year I`ll be an Ex Pat next year
So you can stick this country up your Fundermental thingy !!!

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Maybe its you that stinks of pi$$ & they`re posting the exact same on another site …..!!!

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R A I N !

Brilliant go working away im told from a mate
Get ya sen down here im told from a mate
Good money & good crack im told from a mate
Working outside , fresh air , im told from a mate
Three weeks now & its rained , rained , rained !!!
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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@cath 55 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

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@fastcars wrote:

So Yorkshire it is then :D/

I cant imagine the terrorists being interested in a bleak flooded coalmine where ppl wear flat caps and fancy pidgeons.. :D

:evil: thats it! the weddings off………………..

I was just thinking of our safety darling. :D All that water would be a perfect backdrop for the meet and if the coalmines pose any danger we could always get Caff to block the entrance after shes done her tassle dance fingy.. O:)

pml fasty i see the pe/nis enlargment pills the doc gave u are working after all!!! ur a bigger di/ckhead than u were last week!! 8) :wink:

lmaoooooooo cath , did you know when he plays footy at the weekends
He takes Viagra 1 hr before so not to feel embarrassed after the game
in the showers with the team :lol:

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But who is the pic of ???

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Hey Kentlass who`s the pic of ???

GeordieB Ignore DOA he`s a Moron !!!

You know when you work somewhere & there`s always one person there
who`s a c00nt well DOA `s the c00nt of JC Its sad really but true :wink:

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Would`nt catch me on a London Meet lmfao went on one last weekend to Liverpool from another site f00k me one mon came up from London to meet a lass from manchester lmao he`d only met her that day & she had him wrapped round her finger , are they all soft ar ses then down that way …….? everyone ive ever met ( through work ) have been nonces :lol: :lol: :lol: as for the Manc lass lol Now I know what a Manc tart looks like :lol: :lol: :lol: common as muck :o , Scousers cant talk they just scream at ya in there annoying high pitched voices , Newcastle ppl are ok tho cos they have a great accent , Yorkshire folk are just thick as f00k & know it !!! Lancs folk are clearly the best by far , so rather than go on a meet I think i`ll travel back up north at the weekends , Home :D :D :D

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