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I only know the one directly above me & I say same as previous post :) :wink:

this is not classed as crap btw …… :o

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SNAP :D

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called me a pillock :(

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A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says “Sir, have you been drinking?”

And the minister says, “Just water.”

The sheriff says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”

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@bat wrote:

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I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Find your bloody keys then & let me out the Boot :lol:

Nope. The boot is the best place for you. :wink: :lol:

we are talking about the Boot of your volvo & not the end of your Boot as im
kicked out of the rooms arnt we ? :?

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really …….who by ??? :?

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@bat wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I wonder …….. was she driving a Volvo by any chance?????? :-

OI!! Flamin cheek. :evil: No it was,nt me.I,m not bloody stoooopid you know. I,m a good driver I am. I dont need sodding sat nav , I,ve got bloody good sonar I have.What a bloody waste of time that is. Can,t people read road signs and maps ffs? Stupid bloody woman. Gives the rest of us a bad name. grrr. :evil:
It was probably some stupid doddery old pensioner in a bloody great honda civic automatic. These silly old faggots can hardly see over the steering wheel, and they always get “confused” and mix up the brake and the accelorator, and end up carerring through peoples front gardens. Bats are good drivers. Well this one is…so ner to you. :wink:

Find your bloody keys then & let me out the Boot :lol:

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Becky 実際に愚かな人である :lol:

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In actual fact Ive only voted the once …….just goes to show
how popular you really are doe`nt it :lol:

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