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@fizz wrote:

Thank you, i will do every thing to protect you hun

Im feel in safe hands then ……. :wink: :P :P

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@bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@bat wrote:

And how have you come to that conclusion Max? My daughter is blonde, and I can assure you, shes not thick atall. Shes brilliant at maths for a start and she can speak German.

well your Blonde & you can talk double dutch :lol: :lol: :lol:

I,m blonde am I? Well I didnt know that ugo. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll:

well you act like one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: “EuroDisney Left” so she went home.

Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, ‘Hooked On Phonics’…

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17’s) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There’s a stamp on it.

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@fizz wrote:

Ugo can i bee one of your Girl servants, …please

of course you can fizz , you can be my personal body guard if you wish :wink:

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So you should as you are a subject as I am the King :-#

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@metallica wrote:

@pats wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

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Dont put off today what you can do tomorrow :wink:

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@bat wrote:

@ugo wrote:

But True :o

I repeat……PILLOCK. :roll: :roll: :roll:

I repeat……. Its True :roll: :roll: :roll:

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wonder why people are voting but not posting is it because they are spineless cowards & are scared of PB`& fastcars wrath ………..They dont scare me folks ” For I am UGO KING OF THE BOARDS ” :D :D :D

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@bat wrote:

And how have you come to that conclusion Max? My daughter is blonde, and I can assure you, shes not thick atall. Shes brilliant at maths for a start and she can speak German.

well your Blonde & you can talk double dutch :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :o :(

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