@druid wrote:
Going into B&Q and trying to find a member of staff, I found ’em alright, all attending some sort of training session, I asked at customer services for the store plumber,
‘They are all in a training session and cannot be disturbed’ I was told
‘ What are they being trained for?’ says I, a bit irrate and in need of advice, I was right in the middle of a job installing a new basin, water turned off tools scattered everywhere job not going too well and the parts I bought were not working etc etc
‘Customer Assistance Improvement Programme’ she says,
Grrrrrr :evil: :evil: :evil:
Its true that Druid about B&Q you wander round looking for staff & your garunteed every one of them is always in the wrong section , you ask em for something in plumbing & they say oops sorry im electrical , the plumbing guy should be knocking around somewhere ….
I`ll tell you what you wanna have a go at this for a laugh mate
http://www.jobs.diy.com/jobs/search.asp?category=ca
Its an online application form , multiple choice questions & at the end it tells you weather or not your suitable for employment within the company Its virtually impossibe I know loads who have tried & failed , It just makes you wonder though how the plonkers who work there actually got on, especially at the end where it says your personality isnt what were looking for ……..
I also think Bat should have a go at it too as reading her thoughts on it could be quite amusing :lol: :lol: :lol:
just had another go at it myself its very amusing honestly :lol: :lol: :lol: