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@mids f 58 wrote:
your not a full shilling are you …..?
here mids_f I found you this little Test to Do Im gonna have a go first & post my results here ok .. & they are
I AM A WEIRDO :lol: :lol: :lol:
@pats wrote:
I’D rather chew ur wings off batty !!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
what you mean you`d rather chew on her worn dirty knickers PATS my god woman have you no pride or what ….. :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-… :-…you like my avator & siggy sunny ???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :o
was gonna go pub but found some cans in garage so im all yours Batty tonight :lol: :lol: :lol:
DONT BE DAFT
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A guy in my local village years ago was feeling rather horny & decided to have intercourse with a cow while it was stood in its stall being milked anyway talk about a wrong time to do this ( if there is one ) :lol: The cow had just finished having a number two when he decided to enter it , apparently it was like putting a vacume on your c0ck , cos it sucked him in , he had to scream for help , the fire brigade came & had to kill the cow to get him out , ( he left the village soon after & was never seen again ) But I feel that sort of death for a cow is wrong emma , but the ones that are slaughtered for us to eat nowt wrong with it …!!!
There was another guy not so far from here who worked at a slaughter house & decided as a souvenir he was going to cut out a cows tongue from its severed head on the floor , anyway he opened its mouth , put his hand & the knife to the back of its mouth to cut the tongue out when all of a sudden the cows mouth slammed shut cos of its nerves & bit four of his fingers off lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
( Wernt the same bloke in both cases )
Im proving what a c0ck PATS is on the message
Boards not hard really as she does alot of it her self
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