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@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

puts twin exhausts n go faster stripes on me pink invalid scooter to race PATS to the January sales!!!!!!!!!!!

mines the one on the left !!!

I wont need one for the way there, but I may need to get a loan of one for the way home lol :wink:

i want the red one.

I want the red one!!!! But I want one of those rain thingies that you pull over to keep yourself and your shopping dry, (and also to protect you from prying eyes when you want to go round roundabouts and break the speed limit)!!

lmao……my hubby once got knocked down by one.i laffed so much i wet meself.

imagine witnessing something like that its priceless PATS next time your out together
take a cam corder :lol: :lol: :lol:

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ffs im called Jim`ll fix it not Jim`ll Patent it :lol:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@claire 57 wrote:

Dear Jim, can you fix Ugo out for me cos he will be big and im just little, he lowered the tone of these lovely boards with his porn site, thankfully I never use them but it could have been disastrious if I was nosey and has a look! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
BAN THE PORN SITES.

wooow wooooow woooooooow likkle lady it wer`nt me thats been posting links to porn sites jeeeze louise get it right co/ck if ya gonna have a go ! ! ! :(

There`ll be no ” Jim`ll fix it Badge for you “ & That will Dingdangdo fer me

I saw this ugo an i thought of you …………cant think why lmao xxx

:lol: :lol: :lol:

im a man ffs Cath but hey just for being persistant here

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@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh u bully………….

LOL!!!!!! (spat my wine out!!!!) :lol: 8)

no, really he is yours. I’ll sit and wait for me old mucker Kiefer Sutherland………. Ive got all the time in the world (whistles :wink: )

Sowwy he could`nt come either Sharon but sent this so ere

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Christmas Naughty or Nice List

You are on the The Nice List

After checking the North Pole database we found you had :

1,402 nice entries
595 naughty entries :shock:

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G O D

Im soooo sooooooooo sooooooooo sorry PATS &

i hate this being stuck in the

Middle but been asked to let you know , Because of the up most urgency

with the X Facter coming to a climax Simon cant make it but ….!!!

I Have however got this for you for being an

Absalute TRIER

=D> =D> =D>

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

Ugo is a strange one. Mostly high on crack, so we ignore him and he skips off to his hole.

With a bit of luck.

Hey will you give guy
some privacy & get
away from my hole
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@claire 57 wrote:

Thats a big one{apple} u got there Ugo!

you know what they say Claire ” Big is Better “ :P :P :P

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@claire 57 wrote:

Dearest Ugo, You can choose which one you would like cos it went a bit wrong, made a mistake by using Superglue instead of pritt stick. hehehe

I would really like the one at the top oh & may i say i love your Avator is it you by any chance ???? Mmmm :P :P :P :wink:

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Results of “The Test”
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 80

What does your score mean?
This probably isn’t much of a shocker, but you’ve got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you’re feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes – thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it’s too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there’s no cause for concern. :P :P :P

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