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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER’S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* — a poopie!
It’s Saturday morning and Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
“Hello?” says a little girl’s voice.“Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” says Bob. “Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.”
After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!”
“Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!”
“Okay, then. Here’s what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car’s just pulled up outside the house.”
“Okay, Daddy!” A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. “Well, I did what you said, Daddy.”
“And what happened?”
“Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she’s all dead.”
“Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?”
“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he’s dead too.”
There is a long pause.
“Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?”
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> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[I wonder who’s?
Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we
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Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D
But you know what xmas post is like :lol:
it went registered post :!:
Could get there by Monday then :-
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nowWill some nice looking driver deliver it? :lol: :?:
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@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
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@ugo wrote:
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@ugo wrote:
@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
I wish
> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[I wonder who’s?
Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we
:idea: :?:
:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:
Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D
But you know what xmas post is like :lol:
it went registered post :!:
Could get there by Monday then :-
internet special DHL should be at its destination anytime
now@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
I wish
> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[I wonder who’s?
Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we
:idea: :?:
:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:
Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D
But you know what xmas post is like :lol:
it went registered post :!:
never eat yellow snow
@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
I wish
> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[I wonder who’s?
Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we
:idea: :?:
:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:
Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D
@stevenage_f wrote:
@ugo wrote:
I wish
> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[I wonder who’s?
Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we
:idea: :?:
I wish
> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[@Amberose wrote:
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