man walking his dog in a park down by river ……
spots a woman in a wheel chair crying . Stops & askes why do you cry ?
woman replies ” well im 52 yrs old & have never been kissed awwww he says & gives her a kiss , she smiles but whilst walking away she starts blubbering again.
ffs he thinks to himself & returns whats up now dear ???
well im 52 yrs old & have never had the pleasure of oral Hmmmm he thinks & kneel`s down in front of her chair & begins to give it to her …
When finished he wipes his mouth & spits out unwanted pubes & begins to walk away …. WHEN she starts blubbering again OMG he thinks & returns .
What can be the matter now he asks ?
well in 52 yrs old & have never been f c u k e d … Hmmm RIGHT he says & places her knee blanket on the grass , then carefully lifts her from the chair & places her on the blanket , then picks up wheel chair & hurls it in the river & shouts well your f c u c k e d now & leaves …..!!!