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@*Dawny* wrote:
@ugo wrote:
@PP1 wrote:
Tiger is the correct answer wel done Rainy
Question 12 is:-
What is the most intelligent sub-human animal?
Wrong is that PP1 I think you will find that the siberian Tiger is the correct answer ……….. you know the one that i said earlier …..!!!
think u will find ugo, that was wot rainny did type
ooops sorry PP1 my mistake x x x
@PP1 wrote:
Tiger is the correct answer wel done Rainy
Question 12 is:-
What is the most intelligent sub-human animal?
Wrong is that PP1 I think you will find that the siberian Tiger is the correct answer ……….. you know the one that i said earlier …..!!!
Siberian Tiger
HOW WOMEN GET TO HEAVEN
A small boy walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless.
“Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her breasts.“Well, son,” she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven.”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. “Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!”“What do you mean?” says his mother.
“Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
“God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!”@Jooly wrote:
@dagger wrote:
UGO
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“Unfaithful”
Arriving home early from work one day. I heard the wife moaning upstairs. She must be on the toilet I thought to myself! Getting up the stairs myself, turned out, she was only in bed with my best friend, my Next door neighbour, I was shocked, stunned flabberghasted, choking and stuttering, I cried out to him How could you, I can’t comprehend, don’t understand! I mean I have to, you don’t!Grabbing him by the bollocks and holding real tight with an iron grip, I dragged him all the way down the stairway. He was whimpering – you can’t thrown me out naked man. I never answered, instead dragged him through the kitchen. Grabbing the largest bread knife I could find on route. He screamed for mercy you can’t cut it off man, please! I remained silent, dragged him into the back garden into the shed Jammed his manhood in to my work bench vice, and then smashed the handle off that vice!
Don’t cut it off man, please, he screamed! Oh, I’m not going to I said, picking up a can of Lawn Mower Pertol and handing him the Knife I said you are, I’m setting the shed on fire!
WHY …………….
The purpose of this page is to keep those natives who are “away” informed. To offer those “from away” a small glimpse of this wonderful state. And to give those who just need to “get away” a place to visit albeit in “cyberspace” …. Tony Cassista
For those of you “from away” as we like to call you, who have never been to Maine here are a few facts you might want to consider before you plan a visit. First, the average income of a Maine family is $600,000. annually. Secondly, 97.6% of all Mainers have a least one post-graduate degree in bio-engineering, quantum physics, or plain old rocket science (the dumb ones). We all drive BMW’s , and our golf handicaps are in the low single numbers. So if feeling inferior is your thing, come see us this summer. Heck why wait until summer, the average temperature here is 67 degrees. All those stories of blizzards, ice-storms, and sub-zero temperatures are more hog-wash than the Warren Report!
To all the Mainers who for some reason flee south when the trees start turning all those gorgeous colors, I’ll let you in on a secret. That “Fall” thing only lasts about two weeks and the temperatures shoot right back up again! Why do you think we never call or write the whole time you’re gone? We’re too busy partying, going to the beach, or having barbecues to give you a second thought! For you I’ve added links to a bunch of Maine Newspapers and local Television Stations so you can see what you’re missing.brown pelican
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the cheetah as it can reach speeds up to 71 miles per hour .
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