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    Man in Beds replied to the topic I AM A B.I T.C.H. WOO HOO XX AUNTY in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 9 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    @blonde_55 wrote:

    Me too Aunty…me too

    I concur but you forgot to add past your sell by date too !!

    She may be past her sell-by-date but that doesn’t mean she’s past her Use-By-Date and there is one hell of a difference between the two dates but you plonker wouldn’t know about it.

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    rubyred replied to the topic Its my Birthday in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 9 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Happy Birthday darling Sue do you think we should tell them yet? that I’m the reason you been too busy to play the tarting game on JC ?? mmm perhaps not we’ll keep it a secret. Wonder how many of the so called smart ones will noticed you and I disappeared at the same time.

    Luvs you loads xxxxx

    leave the Lady alone.. your making…[Read more]

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    sweetie85 replied to the topic i keep saying wee fat and ugly now the proof lol in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 9 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    @sweetie85 wrote:

    I look a bit like that after a night out… :lol:

    God are you and Vampy twins ???? Such likeness its uncanny.

    :lol: :oops: :lol:

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    Sian replied to the topic when will you lot learn? in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @Pete wrote:

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Poli can you Malinger for a month or two ?? If Pete goes on holiday hopefully he could be gone a while and stop boring the Hot Chocolate out of people.

    where ya live i’ll come see you :wink:

    :lol: *sniggers*

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    sharongooner replied to the topic when will you lot learn? in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @prettypink wrote:

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Poli can you Malinger for a month or two ?? If Pete goes on holiday hopefully he could be gone a while and stop boring the Hot Chocolate out of people.

    Or maybe YOU could go..and stop boring us Sh*tless, That`l be a better idea

    Ya gotta love the PP :lol: :wink:

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    Pete replied to the topic when will you lot learn? in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Poli can you Malinger for a month or two ?? If Pete goes on holiday hopefully he could be gone a while and stop boring the Hot Chocolate out of people.

    where ya live i’ll come see you :wink:

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    prettypink replied to the topic when will you lot learn? in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Poli can you Malinger for a month or two ?? If Pete goes on holiday hopefully he could be gone a while and stop boring the Hot Chocolate out of people.

    Or maybe YOU could go..and stop boring us Sh*tless, That`l be a better idea

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    Sir Actor replied to the topic Its not What you know its who you know in JC that matters in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    It appears that my suspicions have finally been confirmed, certain users in forum 3 are doing favours for each other. Certain Male chat guides and chat host are benefitting from certain female users by putting bans into operation or erasing contentious messages to appease the broken hearts of the forum 3 loved ones. At 3 separate…

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    Pebbles replied to the topic Its not What you know its who you know in JC that matters in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Moral of this tale is don’t expect fairness from the powers that are JC

    youre not the first, and you wont be the last person to get banned for not getting on with a chat guides bessy mate (or bed partner :lol: ) Favouritism sucks but live and learn…ie in future if you want to rant, do it on here, not in the rooms, cos theres…[Read more]

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    bon bon replied to the topic Organ donation in the board Getting serious 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Cath has already donated her mouth as its been well exercised over the years and should still be capable of outpouring caustic and vituperate comments for at least another century.

    good job they don’t transplant brains

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    Cas replied to the topic The mysterious forum 3 disease in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    I knew there’d be someone that would remark on my humouress Parental comment and guess what Cas ????? YOUR’E IT!!!!!! LOL.

    As for your reply Oh Great Sage of the Boards (Cath to the retarded that can’t fathom out who I mean).

    I see you are still adamant in TRYING to prove your superiority in a literary fashion of course. Alas you…

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    Cas replied to the topic The mysterious forum 3 disease in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    [size=18]<span style="color: red]@UKPilot wrote”>[/color][/size]
    Here we have a vindictive female full of hurt and acrimony towards men cos her husband either found a bit of excitement and moved on or realised he had married methusala.

    Now heres MY deal to YOU

    Leave me out of your subject matter and I’ll reciprocate

    BTW both my parents were…[Read more]

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    cath 55 replied to the topic The mysterious forum 3 disease in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    OH does that actually mean you knew sod all about me but felt compelled to add your fuel to the fire in the hope of scoring brownie points ??? As I said you JC women are so predictable and sheep like in your attitudes. You lead I’ll follow syndrome.
    Here we have a vindictive female full of hurt and acrimony towards men cos her…

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    PATS replied to the topic when will you lot learn? in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Fuming ????? On the contary I’m pissing myself laughing. well done you two quite a duo perhaps you should consider becoming bed partners too.

    As for cocoa, can’t stand the stuff and upon seeing Sue I did have the fastest Milk Cart in the West heading back to Yorkshire at Full Horse Power.

    Keep up the amusing…

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    rubyred replied to the topic Blonde 55 in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Trust me MIBS if I saw you You’d know about it. I only strive for one ambition in the autumn of my life and that is to terminate yours as painfully as is possible.

    Now be a good kraut and go goose step your way to the DHSS for your weekly benefit giro, then off to the off licence for your cheap cider.

    Please keep…

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    Man in Beds replied to the topic Death of Sneaky in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Clue 2/

    Who was it that shagged the person in Clue 1/ ????

    Well he escorted her to a recent meet and his nic is not 47 or 49 and I do believe he happens to pretend to be a chatguide too.

    Don’t forget to post your answers to DHSS Sad & Delusional Females Section C/O MIBS

    Big deal, you halfwit. Half the room knew within a couple…[Read more]

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    Pete replied to the topic Death of Superteddiesue in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Pete is beyond medication for his mental disability other than that his supply of Viagra to keep the Sad And Delusionals happy is now on a repeat prescription

    Flying a kite does not quailfy you as a pilot [-X

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    Esmeralda replied to the topic Blonde 55 in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @Pete wrote:

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Has anyone else noticed how Blonde Fem has always done it, seen it or got the T-Shirt ???

    She constantly makes herself out to be smarter, wiser, better looking, more astute, anti racist, politically correct than anyone else in Forum 3.

    is it my imagination or is it actually all true ????

    ive seen ya pic so the better…

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    Pete replied to the topic Blonde 55 in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    Has anyone else noticed how Blonde Fem has always done it, seen it or got the T-Shirt ???

    She constantly makes herself out to be smarter, wiser, better looking, more astute, anti racist, politically correct than anyone else in Forum 3.

    is it my imagination or is it actually all true ????

    ive seen ya pic so the better looking bit…[Read more]

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    rubyred replied to the topic Death of Sneaky in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 10 months ago

    @UKPilot wrote:

    I’m looking forward to our meeting MIBS and believe or beleive it not it is going to happen !

    oh gosh.. ya taking pilot out for his whist drive MIBS.. watch out for flying false teeth !

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