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Pete is beyond medication for his mental disability other than that his supply of Viagra to keep the Sad And Delusionals happy is now on a repeat prescription
Chat and Relax reached an all time high !!!!!
6 people used the site yesterday and Rich is supposedly estatic.
The site Milk Monitor Vampy was quoted as saying she had her work cut out maintaining the decorum of the conversations and needed to rest on her 15 foot settee in her 12 by 8 Hovel.
Meanwhile I must away to my comfortable home in a comfortable part of South Yorkshire to count my Money !.
Clue 2/
Who was it that shagged the person in Clue 1/ ????
Well he escorted her to a recent meet and his nic is not 47 or 49 and I do believe he happens to pretend to be a chatguide too.
Don’t forget to post your answers to DHSS Sad & Delusional Females Section C/O MIBS
I’m looking forward to our meeting MIBS and believe or beleive it not it is going to happen !
Just to keep this thread ticking over and to ensure the well bing of just Chat against its pathetic competion run by the retarded duo Rich and Jade I will continue to post little cryptic clues as to who is getting shagged by who.
Your first clue !
She lives in the Derbyshire Area and claims to be on a par with the Kryptonite Kid.Answers on a postcard to DHSS Benefits Frauds Department.
You’ll all be pleased to hear that Sneaky UK aka UKPilot did an historical feat by rising from his grave 3 days after he was buried, he now wanders amongst you cybering those in need (which is most of you) and spreading the word of love and peace. Unfortunately his camper van only holds 8 so will the fat and obese make their own arrangements to be transported to the next Meat Market. The retarded can join MIBS or YUKON as I beleive a special needs bus is being laid on for their use. MIBS will be in the bus with the Swastika on the front whilst YUKON will be in charge of the one for the 20 stone plus females (I hear he’s partial to a large lady ( and I use the word Lady loosely)).
Now form a queue behind the Just Chat resident slappers, Vampy, Welsh Fem or Super Ready Sue.
Don’t forget your benefits books as discounts may be available.
Now I must away to my Comfortable Home in a Comfortable Area of Sth Yorkshire to continue to count me dosh !.
Delusional
Go back to your Street Corner you may be missing Punters and if you save up enuff you can join the other Sad & Delusional at the Meat Markets and Hey who knows even a sad twat like you might get lucky Especially if Pete or Pats go too>
I see from your Pic Pete you like em young I had heard this from other sources but unlike the others on here I didn;t want to start a rumour.
Maybe if I’d accepted Welsh Fems offer I’d still be the guy everyone PMed for sex EVEN after BOO posted my picture.
No whilst you SAD & DELUSIONAL especially Pebbles whose only life is in JC create more diatribes of putrid comments I must away to my nice home in a nice location and count my hard earned money and see how much tax I’m paying to keep you benefit parasites active on the internet chat sites.
Passengers ???? This must be another rumour that an Has Been intends to start.
Ask yourself who did I last cyber shag and are they likely to keep their mouths shut about it?? You’d be suprised who is saying what about who BUT as soon as I finish the who shagged who list I’ll be pleased to post it along with E-mail addresses Phone Numbers and some very gruesome picture of the JC top ten Sad & Delusionals.I love the expression “My Hubby doesn’t understand me thats why I come here”
OR
“I looking for fun cos my sex life is non existent”Why not admit that most of you are obese ugly old has beens that couldn’t bribe a blind man to shag you. Although I hear Pats or Pete aren’t too particular who they shag.
why not save up your benefits and attend the Next Meat Market, now although you might need a dog licence I’m told Superteddie Sue or Welsh Fem , Soul Babes though past their sell by dates are still up for a bit of the belly slapping and in on the ripples routine.
Now have fun ya hear ! Missing you not !
