UserFrenzy

discombobulation

1)A sky plus remote control that can pause live earth, then i could get up to a whole lotta mischief press play and marvel at my work.
2)Aston Martin V12 Vantage
3)Smokey bacon flavour disco’s – what ever happened to them crisps they were very palatable lol

i know i dont know you so well Velvet but you can never have enough birthday greets i say ..so HAPPY BIRTHDAY have a gooden.

@anc wrote:

@UserFrenzy wrote:

@anc wrote:

unless you under the water with a transparent lilo!! :lol:

i was trying to be all thought provoking but ya had to bring ya stupid lilo lol

Ah, but you forget I am a swimming instructor and know what I am talking about!! pmsl and it ain’t a stupid lilo, it is a full length transparent chair ha! rofl…

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you mean this song ? :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIj-6fr2SlI[/quote]

aye thats the ticket, january 1993 that came out have things got better since then ?lol

@Velvet 1 wrote:

When someone says things can’t get any worse… they invariably do !

but things can only get better right??? it must be true they made a song about it and everything

@anc wrote:

unless you under the water with a transparent lilo!! :lol:

i was trying to be all thought provoking but ya had to bring ya stupid lilo lol

You cannot see your reflection in running water- only in still water.

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Eve i feel quite privileged that i was once on your list :o)

Prolly been done a million times but another Grrr moment for me is people that dont know how to answer there mobile fone these people know who they are, they still carry the Nokia 50 foot 10, ring ring ring nothing so i text twice nothing, i think ooo she’s got a computer so i hit her facebook its idle, try the house line stra8 to the answering…[Read more]

Gaz dont tell me the ending to that film i havent seen it yet.

ill buy you a lil bonsai tree Rose :o)

Real nice post Rose :) i did laugh @ the A4 comment thou forgive me

i have a embaressing story about a tree and myself if it creates enough interest ill tell it. and no susie you dont know this one, this ones been in the vault for years lol

When my girlfriend cheated on me with the whole of the county rugby team, that made me a little cross lol

i`d have to say being kept waiting queing ect im like accurist you can set your watch by me so im really impatient when peoples are late its unforgivabubble, off with there heads!

oh and the ole chestnut people on buses with their iphone’s…[Read more]

Satyromania

its a cake right?? or was that a coded euphemism

i dont think ive ever had lemon drizzle do you make a good tart?
:)

just so im in the know Eve do you sometimes grace the forum chat communitys on a blue font ??

Thanx Eve ,thats good to know

jen jen lol

Fantastic greets everyone, after reading the last few comments it sounds like i may of just signed up for a life sentence lol i didnt relise i opted out of the status settings ill sort that later..
in regards to the searching for talent ..i havent had a sniff ive set up like 36 dates 33 of them were programmed room bots(yeah thanks for warning me…[Read more]