Velvet 1

Shoes :D i couldnt resist em

What happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes is their business and nobody elses. If it doesn’t have a direct impact on you, what’s the problem?

Agrees entirely with this statement… each to their own is my motto

@jen_jen wrote:

Blimey, that was a family-size pork pie…did you eat the rest? :lol:

errrr yes… with a large dollop of bransons

Mr V and I worked together for almost a year before he was dared to ask me out for a bet…. he was only 18 bless him, we were the only 2 singletons there at the time… the rest is history :) been together 26 years married for 23. He proposed on Christmas day with a ring he’d picked out himself and a rose his mum had bought for him to give…[Read more]

@James54 wrote:

Its always the same

Whip it out and they say, see ya, off home now, and they are laughing.

What is that all about?

Oi VELVET At least leave the pork pie

Men… never flippin happy :roll:

@James54 wrote:

That’s handy, a girl by a factory pork pie shop.

Checks…………clogs, pork pie (velvet to provide), do it yourself tattoo kit, two pints of mackeson and some lard. I know how to show a girl a good time. Oh, nearly forgot the Debenhams credit card, like to flash a bit of class, lets hope she doesn’t check the expiry date and…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Now there’s an offer you don’t get every day! :lol:

Nah Jen.. he forgot the bransons pickle :shock: heinous crime !!!!

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet ***…

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@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

Last time i looked they did not sell Pork Pies in Ann Summers :? The mind boggles

@jen_jen wrote:

ooooh @ Velvet rolling those eyes :lol:

Lol Jen i love to watch you 2 dancing round each other… it makes me smile… innocent as im sure it is… but non the less touching…..

Oi and James…………. I have very very very long legs and a smoky voice (mariella fostropp im told) ask Mr V i’m sure he’ll confirm it :D

3 Texts from friends demanding my presence for St Georges day drinks……. any old excuse for a messy night out :wink:

Get you two lol :roll:

Good Grief ! I hate to be repetitive but i’m far too much of a lady to use certain words that may be more fitting 8)

@GAZLAN wrote:

Awww babe…Hows ya bucket ? …X.

Overflowing

You lot :D ( well some of you )

@GAZLAN wrote:

LOL…..I specialise in buckets :D

Why am I not surprised… I have to take anti nausea tablets before i read any of your posts

@GAZLAN wrote:

Ive got a size ten Babe… :wink:

You’re a shoe salesman now ! :roll:

@SusieQ wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

SHOES!!!!!!!!! ( :lol: velvet )

wow i’m jealous… now you know where they’d look good :wink:

In a skip ?

(legs it)

oi !!!! :lol:

He’s just jealous cos they don’t do em in a size 10 :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

SHOES!!!!!!!!! ( :lol: velvet )

wow i’m jealous… now you know where they’d look good :wink:

pass me a bucket :?