Velvet 1

Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:

Nothing yet today…. i’m sure some barsteward will come along and change that though

My puppy bounding across the kitchen to greet me this morning…. big daft pudding she is :D

wind

(don’t we always… basics is best )

@minim wrote:

All that glisters is not gold.

Very apt for my jewellery box

fart

(something for you to cough at jen :) ) oh and my son car do the whole star wars theme tune with his armpit….. not sure it’ll be handy when he leaves school [-(

@Pete wrote:

I dunno a pork pie is quite nice

only with branston pickle and still can’t beat a proper snog pete O:)

k i s s i n g
can’t beat a good snog hey jen :D

hairy

(errr yes i know, I’ve been to prague and amsterdam just wanted kenty to think i was all sweet and innocent)

blimey….. is that it? :shock:

ape

@kent f OBE wrote:

my phone at the moment…its falling to bits and doing things off its own back and I can’t find a phone I like to replace it, been looking for weeks now :lol:

don’t get a nokia 6500 slide.. its big bulky and not at all sexy

how about this… diamonds and everything 8)

@kent f OBE wrote:

No shame in being a pole dancer Velv…but if you want to keep it quiet I understand :lol:

you cheeky mare !!! I’d earn more money doing that and probably have far less hassle… although i’m normally curled up in front of the telly in my PJ’s by 9….. unless they have daytime joints :)

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tax

(keeps quiet about her occupation)

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

hmmmm well….. there, here, there too, oooo and just about there, not forgetting there too

Someone do a diagram and i’ll put crosses on it like…………. “SPOT THE BALL”

Would we be able to see the diagram by the time you’d finished? :lol:

:wink: I’m saying nothing :-#

Oh pete absolutley lmao here… knew you wouldnt let me down :lol:

books

I don’t own much jewellery and none of its worth anything…. only thing I have thats gold is my wedding ring and its soooo small its prob worth about 50p

Just another case of robbing Dicke Turpins cashing in Pete and people who need the money not checking they are getting what its worth. Sadly there is always someone that will take advantage…[Read more]

hmmmm well….. there, here, there too, oooo and just about there, not forgetting there too

Someone do a diagram and i’ll put crosses on it like…………. “SPOT THE BALL”

Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card