Velvet 1

messy

@Pete wrote:

and i can send this ring back

Good grief man yes….. I dont do BLING !!!!!
I’m far more subtle and classy…. err apart from where i go shopping (see another thread)

They don’t just sell rude stuff you nut, they have nice undies too… and their joke stuff is ideal for token gifts for friends that have everything :lol:

@Pete wrote:

what certain shop was this then ?

Well it wasen’t Woollies :roll:

drat and double drat i miss out every flippin time….. Tahiti… hang on i’m packing :P I’ll just leave a note and some microwave dinners for hubby

Trim ( so Jesus posts now… geez i can’t keep up)

Friend and I were in a certain errr shop recently and saw these…… her 20 year old daughter could not understand why they would assist in the removal of pubic hair…. until we pointed out they were for ya teeth not ya foofoo……. we were laughing for hours

@kent f OBE wrote:

another JC marriage proposal Velv? :lol:

no kent… the word in that case scenario would be MADNESS !! :shock:

@Pete wrote:

http://www.silver6pence.co.uk/

always one step ahead aintcha pete

play ( and still no sign of marys mother)

Should Kentys sixpence fail to arrive maybe you could cut this one out… best I can do sowwy xxxxx

Does Marys mother post ????????

errrrr ugly ok…………. Sister (no relation to Mary i must add)

tmi

@jen_jen wrote:

What on earth are you two talking about? :shock:

shushhhhh kenty she heard us :oops: bet the smartie has an alarm on it

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

The sixpence shop ? :?

I don’t sell em you narna :lol:

Have 2 actually and if Cath wants one for this special occasiont then why not? I am sure she will also pass it on to future brides so it will be a nice gesture. :lol:

A £20 note might be better…. so she doesn’t limp :D

@kent f OBE wrote:

Works out how long James took :lol:

bout 20 mins i reckon :roll:

sneaks back in……..

Bad

Backs away slowly from this thread and shuts the curtains on the way out :shock:

hmmmmm I have a rather small backside… best get meself down to Maccy D’s and chomp on a few burgers :roll:

vibrating

errr errr errrr

Alert ………………….. (phew thought of one)