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Why is it when someone opens a statement with “I’m not being funny but ” They flippin well are !!!!! :roll:

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Brush

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Using the tools available to you does not always give you the answers you want to hear… googled something this morning… and well, I wish i hadn’t

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The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@gazlan wrote:

Oiling my baby in preperation for our imminent trek….and the sun is shining 8)

lube? tmi :wink:

It’s bugga to get out of curtains is that stiff :?

Ummmm…..stiff?

Think i meant stuff… makes note: Preview before submit :shock:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@gazlan wrote:

Oiling my baby in preperation for our imminent trek….and the sun is shining 8)

lube? tmi :wink:

It’s bugga to get out of curtains is that stiff :?

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Swallow your pride occasionally…………… it’s not fattening

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@susieq wrote:

back on thread . . again :roll:

AMNESIA:

A condition that enables a woman who has gone through childbirth to have sex again

PML Susie I wish i had a pic of my face when the midwife sat on my bed hours after giving birth and asked what contraceptive I was planning to use !!!!! For one of the few times in my life I was SPEECHLESS !

(PS I have 2 so amnesia definition must be correct)

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You and your family are in my thoughts… Take Care of yourself x

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