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Every survival kit should include a sense of humour

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Brave

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@jen_jen wrote:

Ahem…leave my cup size out of this :lol:

I was talking metaphorical cups….. there’s always someone to lower the tone

(stares at smartie and smiles)

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@jen_jen wrote:

My burglar alarm installer offering to make me a coffee…didn’t think workmen knew how :lol:

awww Jen your cup runneth over… you deserve it xxxxxxx

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c r a p

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@kent f OBE wrote:

No…I don’t like them :lol:

I do… you just don’t get many in a bag… probably best as i’d eat them all day and talk even more rubbish :?

(Is this possible??? ……….Ed)

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@pete wrote:

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow

If at first you dont succeed ….give up

A friend in need is a f*cking nuisance

Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie

He who laughs last got the joke late

As one door shuts another one closes

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You eat em… then you talk random :roll:

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Leaving for doctors in next 5 minutes…. gonna get some JC allergy tablets while im there

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Speak the truth

But leave immediately after

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