[Velvet 1]

Just to clarify PB……

I don’t want roses
I don’t want a card
I don’t want diamonds
I don’t want a fancy meal

Sometimes it would be nice just to be hugged, kissed and told how much you are loved and appreciated (without trousers being unzipped)

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@kent f OBE wrote:

erm excuse me Velv…I don’t fart! :lol:

I meant the 4 legged varierty….. and errrr yes you do… everyone does sometimes… apart from me of course :?

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

I wonder what David Beckhams golden ones are worth :?

Not much if recent reports are anything to go by :lol:

bet his earings worth a bob or 2

[Velvet 1]

Having to conform

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@pete wrote:

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something i said :?

lmao Pete you do make me chuckle

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@kent f OBE wrote:

Not bullsh*t Pete but proper BULLSHIT!

They’ll be taxing cows for breaking wind next :twisted:

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Backs away slowly from yet another thread…… although I do concede that what some may find stimulating and quite erotic others may find unpleasant or disdainful….. each to their own i guess… whatever floats ya boat

(I’ve got my permanent marker out and done big crosses on all my erogenous zones just to cover all my bases :wink: )

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@pete wrote:

What happens if there’s blinds ?

Well that entirely depends….. now there’s Austrian blinds (they’d be ok), Roman blinds ( yep they’d do) Venetian or verticlal might be a problem depending on your pain threshhold i guess

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Quick someone fetch Kent PB’s a curtain wiper !!!!!!!!!

OMG Velv!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFL knew you’d make it here eventually :D :lol: =D>

[Velvet 1]

I look at my In Laws NCB, they are in their 70’s, still hold hands, leave notes for each other, send each other texts, seem so in tune with each other, finish each others sentences and seem to delight in each others company, its truly heart warming to see, they do seem to be soul mates……. I think its rare but yes its out there….. but don’t look for it….. it will find you …. and if its not reciprocated then its not the right person :)

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