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@peggy wrote:

wonders if she pops the washing machine on the spin cycle will it have the same effect?

well this particular piece of equipment has several settings…… im not sure they are comparable to a washing machine as they go for short bursts of super fast vibration rather then a continous one like a spin cycle… either way whatever works for you :wink:

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@pete wrote:

Have several creme eggs :wink:

I ate the remaining 2 and a banana… there’s no hope for the growler… its in serious munchie mode

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@pete wrote:

Thats me told :shock: :lol:

its very easy to type… shame i’m not so forceful when it counts

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Dear JC,

I’m very confused, can someone please explain for me what vocational qualifications i need to be classed as a nutter…. can I not just use my qualified by experience line… its always worked in the passed.

Yours

Nice but Dim :?

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Being hungry…. well it makes my tummy go Grrrrrr ( really loud too)

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Playing “Spot the Nutter ” :wink:

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smell

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@pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

and sit on the vibrating plates after…..

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

tut a whole paragraph and you pick up on one sentence, they massage your muscles for your information or can also be used for toning purposes :shock:

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Dear Shattered of Sussex,

It appears you have two choices in this matter.

1. You take to the moral high ground and refuse to stoop to the level of this money grabbing so called friends retaining both your dignity and your smarties.

2. You get on the phone pretty dam smart like and ring all the tabloids and offer them exclusives of your said smarties in various poses and outfits.

Yours

One of no moral integrity whatsoever :wink:

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