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@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

I see Jen sat in her shop surrounded by delightful smelling trinkets and ornaments, a bell on the door and she looks up and smiles welcoming when someone comes in, ever cheerful, warm and sunny. The voice of reason and will always be honest and a good friend.

Just showed a friend this and she said are you sure she hasn’t been in the shop without you knowing? :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I see Jen as a very refined lady. Always in her make up until she actually gets into bed. An immaculte house with fresh flowers always. Someone who never wears sloppy clothes to relax in and wouldn’t even be seen dead in the garden with her hair dye on or veet on her tash (it don’t bother me ). Always wears heels not flatties and I think Jen is partial to wearing a cardy

Immaculate house with fresh flowers? No but I wish – those days are gone since I opened the shop!
Sloppy clothes? Do jeans and a tshirt or fleece count as sloppy clothes?
Always in make-up? I only wear makeup for work and going out, although mascara is a must cos my eyelashes are so blonde they become invisible!
Heels? Yes, but a must when you’re only 5ft 1 1/2! lol
Hair dye and veet? Highlights are done at the hairdresser – and what tash? who’s been talking? :lol:

And just for the record – I do not even own a cardy, they are the work of the devil :twisted:

Still waiting for someone and do me lol ) or am I ????? #-o

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@jen_jen wrote:

A friend who really has had a rough time, coming into the shop cos she really needed a friendly face and a hug as yet another thing beyond her control goes badly wrong. One box of tissues (for the both of us), a soggy shoulder (mine) and half a packet of chocolate biscuits later she had a smile on her face as she left…wish I could do more to help though

Jen sometimes just being there is enough……. i’ve realised that i can’t fix everything in life for me or the people i love dearly… all we can do is be there and i’m sure she loves you for it xx

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haemoroid i think … but we knew what you meant :roll:

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Ok,

I see Jen sat in her shop surrounded by delightful smelling trinkets and ornaments, a bell on the door and she looks up and smiles welcoming when someone comes in, ever cheerful, warm and sunny. The voice of reason and will always be honest and a good friend.

Susie…. the sexy temptress laying back on her silk sheets her lap top on her knee slinky pj’s and a cheeky smile, loads of fun to be around but good in a crisis and always there for a good night out or a shoulder to cry on.

Kent….. hmm sitting in her shop, a cheeky smile on her face, glaring at the customer that are a pain in the proverbial but friendly and chatty with the nice regulars… ever so slightly flirtacious with the handsome devils but only in a playful way, a scream on a night out hurling herself around the dancefloor, but housewife and mother to her precious brood at home.

runs very fast and hides

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@susieq wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Ok, very tongue in cheek… :lol:

I imagine Will sitting on a sofa in front of a huge plasma tv that takes up half his room, watching either his favourite p0rn film or the latest action movie, wearing fake adidas track pants, a muscle vest to show off the physique he’s so proud of, wiping his nose on the back of his hand…. yes I said nose!!!

* runs and hides *

funny that’s how I see him too :lol:

Oh my god…. me toooooooo well 3 great minds cannot be wrong [-(

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@jen_jen wrote:

I is not a munter…besides it’s Wednesday, what ya waiting for girl? :wink: :lol:

Thank god for that…. I’d snog you any day Jen….. bring back the smartie thats what i say :D

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Can I double bag the next poster if its a munter :lol:

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@will wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@will wrote:

p o r nos

You are a mucky pup Will tut

thanks i try. :D

And in your latest pic you look spookily like a friend of my sons ARGHHHHHH :shock:

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

And there was me thinking that the boards were for Venting, Moaning and Airing ones grievances with the occasional bit of humour chucked in……. hey ho… what do i know :roll: next time i’m contemplating posting i may just pick the fluff out my belly button instead

I thought it was only men who had fluff in their belly buttons? :shock: :lol:

Erm err …. i havent actually examined it lately… been too busy moaning on the boards lol I’m sure its positively spotless… no harm in checking though hey

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