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And there was me thinking that the boards were for Venting, Moaning and Airing ones grievances with the occasional bit of humour chucked in……. hey ho… what do i know :roll: next time i’m contemplating posting i may just pick the fluff out my belly button instead

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Rosepetal bless ya,

I tried honest i really did…… i’m crying with laughter here, I have days like that sooo often it beggers belief, if its any consolation my car has broken down and i’m gutted cos its gonna be expensive, my finger nails have always been sh1t and those false things make my fingers throb til i cry, i don’t get bitten, i get flippin puberty spots that erupt hours before a night out and any attempt to lose weight results in dark moods where i could rip someones head off… hey ho… have a wonderful night out xxxxxx

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@kent f OBE wrote:

pain made me cry

Who did it????? Let me at em :twisted:

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helmet :shock:

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Content

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@will wrote:

p o r nos

You are a mucky pup Will tut

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I just checked the rules and no one said i have to admit what is true and what is a lie tut

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Chocolate raisins mmm mmm and mmmmmmm

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sting

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1) I once auditioned to be a Diddy man for the Ken Dodd show

2) I have dual nationality

3) I have never met anyone from JC

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