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Watching boss eat a jam donut and not telling him the jam was all leaking out and down his shirt…. didn’t just make me smile I was crying with laughter

Then watching gorgeous dude eat a mars bar with great care …. fair took my breath away it did :lol:

Small things please small minds i guess

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mojo ( well it was lost and now found)

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Blimey you lot get off topic rapido dontcha

Weakness hmmmmm

Believing that if I eat something and no one sees it doesnt count

Promising myself I won’t get plastered on a night out ( never succeeding)

Being absolutely unable to say no to requests from friends (lacking assertiveness)

Letting people think i’m confident and immune to insults but taking abosolutely everything to heart

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I’m a gin and tonic girl…. has to have loads of ice and slice of lime…. best served in a goldfish sized bowl glass chilled and lime rubbed around the rim…. mmmmmm

Hate pubs that give it you warm and in a half pint glass

Failing that i drink Echo falls zinfindal at home…… and yes i drink way more than the allowed quantity in a week

Also rather partial to shots when out with the girls….. sambucca, apple sours and anything else thats knocking about after 10 o’clock i’m not fussy where shots are concerned. (oddly i become and excellent singer and dancer at this point in the evening :shock:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

amazing when your talking about somthing else and it can be completely taken as somthing else

i dont think men can fake relationships at all..that suggests quite a time span of pretending ….what do you reckon girls :lol:

Errr think men definitely do and say lots of things just to get laid… unlike women their brains are in their reproductive organs and like most male creatures on this planet the urge to reproduce is overwhelming. Sooo cheeesey lines like ” I’m sooo in love with you” ” I’ve never met anyone quite like you”, ” You’re the only woman that makes me feel like this” and anything along those lines…. tend to roll off the barstwards tongues

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e- by-gum

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@pete wrote:

not velvet 1 then ?

pffffftttt tsk tut pah and how very rude (mary poppins i am)

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Trots off to the monopolies commission…. does not pass go nor collect £200……..

(Have checked rules and regulations and found nohing to indicate there is a limit on how much someone can post on boards…… tut some folk will moan about anything)

And if they don’t flippin like it errrrrr red cross in the corner fgs (not rocket science is it)

Oh and i didn’t vote cos i could be bovvered ](*,) I was too busy looking for someones mojo

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now

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Chewing Celery uses up more calories than it actually contains……… knew i had a useless fact somewhere in my head :shock:

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