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@Freaky Biker wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: @ pure protein

(sooo wetting my pants here)

stop it!!

Was once told that men that eat a lot of jaffa cakes have orange flavoured sailor stuff too…. or is that just another lie…. pfffftttt I really need to google the lines i’m fed at times :-k

jaffa cakes dont work, but i hear cinnamon bread does.

If you like a bit of spice with your fellatio ;)

Note to self: Ask when next in restaurant for spice with my fellatio… (sounds italian)

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@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: @ pure protein

(sooo wetting my pants here)

stop it!!

Was once told that men that eat a lot of jaffa cakes have orange flavoured sailor stuff too…. or is that just another lie…. pfffftttt I really need to google the lines i’m fed at times :-k

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@jen_jen wrote:

@pete wrote:

Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.

The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.

Wonders if Slimmers World and Weight Watchers will incorporate these facts into the next revision of their diet plan.

Wonders if fact 3 were publicised would men look at larger women and rather than thinking “god she’s fat” instead think….on second thoughts I’d better not go there! :oops: :-#

Wonders why Weight Watchers without the space gets changed to fish by the word censor on this site…. :shock:

Another note to self…… Check old weightwatcher book for calorific value of said stuff……. bludy men are liars I’ve been told it cures all ailments and is pure protein….. how gullable am i :oops:

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@Freaky Biker wrote:

@eve wrote:

God noze wot Q said but wud luv to see Pete Blushin :)

ditto- I don’t speak french very well (I can just about cope with English at the best of times)

Can speak french but tend to ” Let The Funky Music do the Talking ” :D/

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@pete wrote:

who’s your daily bag today then ?

Makes note: Be very very very carefull what I post cannot be interpreted 2 ways

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@susieq wrote:

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PMSL my fave sweeties….. can’t post until I’ve had my daily bag :P

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@kent f OBE wrote:

hmmmm we wanted a full pic :wink:

Please be more specific Kent tut.

Just top clarify Freaky: We want full frontal nudity…. greased up and looking buff ok… never mind the bliddy shoes and errr can you be holding ya wallet up at same time :D

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@jen_jen wrote:

You just can’t stay away from us :wink:

Its not us jen fgs Its THE NIPPLE :shock:

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Michael Buble – Just havent met you yet

can’t post links cos can’t be bothered but its brill and my fave of the day

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@jen_jen wrote:

lol….not in public, I’m not an exhibitionist….well not much…. :wink: :lol:

Points out the nipple yet again :-

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