[Volksie]

Tommy :shock: ffs :lol:

[Volksie]

F*ck all yet

[Volksie]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it
started”. Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s
finished”?

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger”.
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help. She shows him where she has
the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to
be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” he
takes her hand and says, “I want you to relax, Let’s have a nice
cup of tea”, and then…..he sighed, “let’s put all these Frosties
back in the box”.

:o :shock: :lol:

[Volksie]

Nothing Better

Will someone please call a surgeon
Who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart
That your’re deserting for better company?
I can’t accept that it’s over…
I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

So just say how to make it right
And i swear i’ll do my best to comply

Tell me am i right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together

I feel must interject here you’re getting carried away feeling sorry for yourself
With these revisions and gaps in history
So let me help you remember.
I’ve made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear.
I’ve prepared a lecture on why i have to leave

So please back away and let me go
I can’t my darling i love you so…

Tell me am i right to think that there could be nothing better
Than making you my bride and slowly growing old together
Don’t you feed me lines about some idealistic future
Your heart won’t heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures

I admit that i have made mistakes and i swear
I’ll never wrong you again
You’ve got a lure i can’t deny,
But you’ve had your chance so say goodbye
Say goodbye

[Volksie]

Happy Birthday Dawny xxx :mrgreen:

[Volksie]

@geoff wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

No i was referring to all men lol :roll: :roll: :roll:

Sweeping Statement with little Relevance Club

Good club that is

[Volksie]

THE POSTAL SERVICE

“The District Sleeps Alone Tonight”

Smeared black ink… your palms are sweaty
And I’m barely listening to last demands
I’m staring at the asphalt wondering what’s buried underneath
Where I am
Where I am

I’ll wear my badge… a vinyl sticker with big block letters adherent to my chest
That tells your new friends I am a visitor here…
I am not permanent
And the only thing keeping me dry is
Where I am
Where I am
Where I am

You seem so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
A stranger with your door key explaining that I am just visiting
And I am finally seeing
Why I was the one worth leaving
Why I was the one worth leaving

D.C. sleeps alone tonight

Where I am
Where I am
Where I am

You seem so so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
A stranger with your door key explaining that I am just visiting
And I am finally seing
Why I was the one worth leaving
Why I was the one worth leaving

Where I am
Where I am
Where I am

The district sleeps alone tonight after the bars turn out their lights
And send the autos swerving into the loneliest evening
And I am finally seeing
Why I was the one worth leaving
Why I was the one worth leaving
Why I was the one worth leaving
Why I was the one worth leaving

[Volksie]

Everything

[Volksie]

Congratulations Dawny :D

[Volksie]

Congratulations :mrgreen:

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