WakeUpDeadIsGodlike

@martini-mix wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

I agree with boojangle.

The poor man was continually hounded and it was obvious to many that it would only be a matter of time before he snapped and was banned.

I hope those concerned are indeed proud of themselves.

Karma is a wonderful thing.

and you know the full story? Cosy hounded !!! lol and he…

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1st the cricket and now this…Hope Kylie is ok.

Have to laugh at someone who is so incapable that he has to sign up to a forum asking if he should wear a coat or not.

If you want any help deciding if to have mushy or garden peas with your dinner, save registering on another forum and just pm me.

BBC News: David and Victoria Beckham expecting fourth child.

Oh wait, no, she’s just eaten an apple.

Bender.

♥ Daisy

Next time you go round slip a healthy dose of rat poison in her cuppa and no more pesky items of clothing for you.

Kate and Gerry have just found out that she is 2 months pregnant.

They’ve already decided to give it up for abduction.

I remember when I was 15.

My mum said to me, “When you have sex make sure that you wear a condom”.

I said, “Why?”

She took off her bra and said, “Because I don’t want another spastic kid”.

What a mard arse.

I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis.

I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.

cunt fuck twat shit bastard bitch dick prick bollocks cock titfuck faggot wanker

You’re my hero ♥

It’s fine don’t panic.

John Leslie has just been in Court for raping Harvey Price.

He’s claiming it is down to his Dyslexia, he said he thought the instructions read “use sickly black spastic”

A priest was teaching his young son how to wank. “wow dad this is great fun” says the young son.
“Just wait till your 13 and you can use your own cock” replies the priest.

@cosy.m wrote:

actiually wakey,i liked your help to me today
so i have responded in kind
and put you on some songs.on the arts section,dedicate a song to somebody

Just seen them mate. Cheers. Especially like the Hamburg one, great atmosphere and sense of occasion that night. The place was rocking and despite going out i went home proud and…[Read more]

@cosy.m wrote:

dont confuse him wakey lol

lol i felt guilty so give a half helpful response. I must be getting old, that’s twice today!

Essentially they are the same. They are both laptops yet the Macbook uses a it’s own operating system rather than Windows. The Macbook will set you back more but has quality customer support and you will look cool as fuck.

The Macbook may be superior but I have an Acer laptop and it’s quality. I don’t think you would benifit from spending much…[Read more]