WakeUpDeadIsGodlike

It’s most disturbing to watch people actually crack up on an internet forum.

Strictly oven chips. I would die if i had a fryer, seriously!

It gets no better, I burnt what had the potential to be the best dish i’ve ever cooked on Saturday after yapping on the phone for 3 hours…..Luckily the wok was that full i could scrape the top of to make some form of meal. Chicken and burnt been sauce mmm

@boojangle wrote:

Shurrup you and get the rice on – a third world country wants dinner lol x

haha did it twice this weekend. Pan fulls of the stuff in the bin! It seems half a kilo is too much for one man.

Decieving stuff, think i will have chips next time.

Possible the longest sentence in history. I nearly died reading that fucker.

This thread confirms that just chat is home to some of the strangest people on the internet.

@kent f OBE wrote:

:roll:

don’t turn into a food critic because your son enjoyed last nights meal ;)

It’s an open forum i can comment as i please. I’m sure there is more to this than you’re letting on, even your attitude in the Blackpool thread seemed quite threatening and you seem to get a kick out of telling everyone you are a criminal. I doubt very much that you’re as innocent as you make out.

As for blue my ass, you said this before to me…[Read more]

Why even put yourself in such a situation? Act with some dignity, not like some some scrote.

Nothing more cringeworthy than a middle aged chav.

There is plenty of other names if he prefers but he can fuck right of if he thinks im calling him captain. Hope he returns, looks like someone we can have fun with.

Beaky must be one of Curtians lovers, telling people to ignore it before going on a mard arse winge. Little cocksniff.

Great pic, cool looking cat is Eddie :)

I did give it away a little! Oh well it was worth it, next time you are cybering in jc you have a new word to use.

Eddie ♥

Panda gives me sexleg.

@Nemesis wrote:

and I come here because?

I’m here?

which leads me nicely onto:

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked,…[Read more]

For the benefit of Teapot i will try explain in a way that won’t offend.

When a man is rattling some lass, eventually if she is fit and upto the job he will get giddy and shoot his load in her – this action is often called coming, so the bloke aint coming in work, but in the bosses daughter.

Hope this helps

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I texted my boss, “What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?”
He answered, “I don’t know.”

I replied, “I’m not coming in this morning.”

I read it over and over… dont get it?

teapot

Really? Maybe you are just to innocent.

Why you are not a moderator i will never know.