Dissapointing punchline.

I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning.

I thought to myself, “I wonder what his handicap is?”

Embarrassing.

Shooting squeeky teens in the face on Call of Duty.

@will wrote:

they all cum crawling back hehe :lol:

Clearly you got your education reading your old mans Razzle collection.

Wordsworth was looking rather dapper for the big occasion.

I put this through Google translator and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on.

I can’t be bothered with other peoples warped statistics. I just rely on my own.

Over 300 amazingly good nights out on E’s, acid, weed and the likes – not one bit of trouble or harm. Love everyone. Happy days.

Similar for alchohol – plenty of fights, few arrests, lots of vomit, 100’s of disgusting kebabs, ugly women looking attractive, pissing on your shoes, many hospital visits and general twatishness.

I was on my way home other night and two blokes were kicking fuck out of one another over a taxi. This would never happen after a few E’s and a smoke, you just go home peacefully and play Mario Kart, eat pizza or watch bangbabes or similar.

People don’t like the unknown and make their minds up from reading The Sun. Don’t fall into the heroin trap or to much coke and you can have better nights than you could ever imagine.

I found a grey pube on my ballsack earlier.

Luckily, it was my Nan’s.

If i was a sad fucker with no real life friends i would also come today, but as i’m not, i won’t.

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