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I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis.

I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.

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cunt fuck twat shit bastard bitch dick prick bollocks cock titfuck faggot wanker

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You’re my hero ♥

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It’s fine don’t panic.

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John Leslie has just been in Court for raping Harvey Price.

He’s claiming it is down to his Dyslexia, he said he thought the instructions read “use sickly black spastic”

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A priest was teaching his young son how to wank. “wow dad this is great fun” says the young son.
“Just wait till your 13 and you can use your own cock” replies the priest.

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@cosy.m wrote:

actiually wakey,i liked your help to me today
so i have responded in kind
and put you on some songs.on the arts section,dedicate a song to somebody

Just seen them mate. Cheers. Especially like the Hamburg one, great atmosphere and sense of occasion that night. The place was rocking and despite going out i went home proud and desperate for similar nights.

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@cosy.m wrote:

dont confuse him wakey lol

lol i felt guilty so give a half helpful response. I must be getting old, that’s twice today!

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Essentially they are the same. They are both laptops yet the Macbook uses a it’s own operating system rather than Windows. The Macbook will set you back more but has quality customer support and you will look cool as fuck.

The Macbook may be superior but I have an Acer laptop and it’s quality. I don’t think you would benifit from spending much more on a Macbook.

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