wannabefatcat

NO NO dont leave, sorry cant keep a straight face

silly cow

its a shame you have let the insignificant article make you leave.  Things are changing x Stick with it pixie xxx we all come in to chat room for a reason.  Dont let one person spoil it for you xxx be in the wings xxxx

Where is the Norfolk Mafia when we need him?

Blossom, me totally wankered makes more sense than you do when you are totally sober.  Do not start any more threads mentioning me please.  Someone should shove your horrible big nosed face into a lasagne til you suffocate.  I already told you before, leave me alone.  Your opinion of me doesnt matter to me.  I WISH my trolls from room one woul…[Read more]

Would you suggest, perhaps, some kind of final solution?

She started a thread saying I am Silly, foul mouthed and cheap, also said before I was a whore and inferred I had man bits.  Everyone knows I am lovely.  She’s mean.  In all seriousness – I am already fed up to the back teeth with her and I am very tolerant to trolls.  Some of my closest friends are a bit dodge.  She is on a whole new level.  I a…[Read more]

Nah, I took a trip to planet numpty the other night.  Nothing left to say.  Here’s a picture, guess who??

Peace and love to you all apart from silly billy kins.  MWAH xxx

Nah, I took a trip to planet numpty the other night.  Nothing left to say.  Here’s a picture, guess who??

Peace and love to you all apart from silly billy kins.  MWAH xxx

Apparently there’s actually 71

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/10930654/Facebooks-71-gender-options-come-to-UK-users.html

I think so, but who knows anymore when Facebook has 58 gender options to choose from.

I don’t think it is ever acceptable to lie, I haven’t lied intentionally since I was about 18.

Sometimes I will say things that are not true because my memory is terrible, however.

I want to be on a list too

My most recent lie was to a fella  I had a second date with, he made me steak.  I wanted it medium rare, he  cremated it.  I said it was lovely and made yummy noises. It wasn’t yummy.

you will need to send me naked pics of your junk first though

I believe I can assist

Hi GE, after speaking to Divine for hours and chatting to him on webcam all I can say is that I have found him to be a very kind genuine person.  I am glad he  is now someone I can call a friend.  You seem very pleasant too, it would be nice if we could all get on and chat nicely. He did not come across to me as either insane or  damaged.  He…[Read more]

I’m sure you’re fun at parties.

Why are you paranoid that everyone is lying Blossom?