William_A_Edge

Habital Eating

Why do you swallow
Why can’t you chew
Your liable to…[Read more]

The Shopping Game

Now think about it
Take your time
Was it lemon?
or was it lime?
I know I want
some batter mix
But was it cornflakes
or wheetabix?
I also need
a loaf of bread
But was it thick or thin?
she said
Washing up liquid
Mild shampoo
Toilet rolls
for the loo
Ham,butter
a slab of cheese
Tomato soup
a tin of peas
Now have I…[Read more]

Those were the Days

You could go out, leave your door ajar
You could go for a walk, not see a car
You could say hello ,without feeling strange
You could spend two pence ,still have some change
You could see a policeman ,walking his beat
When children could play ,safely on the street
You could go to a store ,get something that you need
When wages…[Read more]

Bar Tender

Being a barman is quite enlightening
What the punters don’t know is quite frightening
Politics,religion and what should be done
The moon and the stars everything under the sun
They know all the celebrities and how they behave
They know what to buy and how to save
I listen to them earnestly and take it all in
So when I invest I’m bound…[Read more]

The Security Officer

Walking round the site
right from dusk to dawn
Keeping an high profile
in his uniform
Walks back to the gatehouse
having finished his patrol
Picks up the reciever
and dials his contrul
Everything in order
nothing to report
Thank you for your check call
carry on officer Short
Makes himself a cuppa
puts food out for the…[Read more]

Anton’s Dream

I climbed to the top of the hill
taking up a favourable position
I had not long to wait
suddenly it began
the sky became a splash of red
reminding me of her beautiful auburn hair
as the sun took its rightful place
illuminating the plush green fields
reminding me of her sparkling eyes
the flowers in the meadow became a mass of…[Read more]

Hoosier Princess

When I traveled to Indiana
I was greeted in a lovely manner
I’m searching for my princess
So please send out an S.O.S.
To Hartford City in the morn
To see the place where she was born
She’s travelled South to a new home
She’s even took her favourite gnome
So off to Eaton,Delaware
Have you seen my…[Read more]

Thank you Mary,love your design-Love William xxx

Blast from my Past

Theres a place called Birmingham
that I love dearly
It nestles in the midlands as you know
Where the people speak a very funny language
They say aint and daint, woont and ere and yoh
Just to hear again the rumble of the tramcars
The buse’s as they journey on their way
To watch the liners berth at…[Read more]

Keeping up with the Jone’s

Look outside George what do you see
A hedge, some flowers, a lamp post , a tree
No George, I mean over there
Oh the woman with the blue tinted hair
No George don’t be a fool
You mean the children coming home from school
No the Jone’s drive, they’ve got a new car
Well I’m not getting rid of my old jam jar
You don’t have…[Read more]

Whats wrong with us (Part Two)

What is wrong with creation?
Our basic believes have the same foundation
Scriptures interpreted in different ways
On our feelings it always plays
Manipulated down the years
To play with peoples hopes and fears
Brainwashed is the human kind
To the truth we may always be blind
There’s nothing wrong in belief
But w…[Read more]

THINK ON THIS

Id: How say you of others?
Heaven: I consider all others
Hell: I consider no one
Earth: I have myself to…[Read more]

I’m a Proper Brummie

I’m a proper Brummie
and proud to be you see
Because I was born
in the parish of Bordesley
Bordered in the north
by a place called AB Row
A line over which
no self respecting Brummie would go
Bordered in the east
by a place called Saltley gate
Where many poor Bromwegam serf
met with an ill fate
We never should forget
how in…[Read more]

IDEAL COUPLE ?

Tom who was a single man
And Alan Rounds best mate
Meet a girl called Gillian
And asked her for a date
He took her to a restaurant
The intention now to dine
Asked for the bill of fare
And a bottle of their best wine
Gillian was not used to this
It just was not her thing
She kicked of both her shoes
And suddenly began to sing
Tom…[Read more]

WONDER BOY

To me

Born in the forties ,in an air raid shelter
Family and friends ,thought him a little belter
At the age of six months, he was able to walk
When he was nine months ,the young chap could talk
He could ride a bike by the age of three
And scale the heights of a twenty-foot tree
When he was four he could read a book
And catch a top…[Read more]

VEX WITH MY EX

Says he’ll get a truck
And collect it all
But I think he’s just…[Read more]

The Fashion Model

Tall and lanky
Thin as a rake
Frightened to touch her
Least she might break
Struts on the cat walk
In outlandish clothes
Whose going to wear them
Nobody knows
Do the designers ever
Visit the street
Where the slender lady
Is usually small and petite
The average being
Curvy, set thick
They don’t flop around
Like a bamboo s…[Read more]

SIR THOMAS de GAILLE

In days of yore, in days of olde
Lived many knights, so brave and bold
One such knight, Sir Thomas de Gaille
Would woo young maidens, whilst supping ale
One day, when wooing a maiden so
Was challenged, by her husband Joe
Thee challenge me, ye scurvy knave
I will condemn thee, to thy grave
A woodcutter, vie one brave…[Read more]

My MOTHER -IN-LAW

This wonderful little lady
Held in high esteem
The mother of all mothers
She really was the cream
For she bore fourteen children
And never did she moan
Her husband passed on early
Thus bought up seven alone
She would not have them parted
For she was full of pride
So…[Read more]

MOANS AND GROANS

Many dread after dark
Yet if someone’s dog doth b…[Read more]