William_A_Edge

@James Belfast wrote:

@William_A_Edge wrote:

Sorry Tad I don’t really know you ,but well done ,is this your first child.?
In 1967 i was forced to deliver my own daughter ,the mid wife was held up.
It was the most wonderful but nerve wracking expeirience.
Best of luck be happy.
Love William xx

Don’t tell me…you wrote a fecking poem about it?

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

Sorry Tad I don’t really know you ,but well done ,is this your first child.?
In 1967 i was forced to deliver my own daughter ,the mid wife was held up.
It was the most wonderful but nerve wracking expeirience.
Best of luck be happy.
Love William xx

:D :D :D 5 years ago i helped deliver my 2nd grandaughter. thank god the…[Read more]

@William_A_Edge wrote:

*Only being Sociable*

Arthur is the secretary of the local social club ,he is very observant and has noticed that each Thursday a Mr & Mrs Douglas are regular visitors ,Mr Douglas comes to play Snooker with his mates ,whilst Mrs Douglas goes through to the main hall to play bingo . Arthur’s office is off a corridor ,Mrs D…

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

Upon These Boards

Upon these boards
Are lovely peeps
Though there are a few
That give me the creeps

But Angel Wolfs
A beautiful beast
Upon her beauty
My eyes I feast

Shes caring too
And I’ve grown fond
It is a myth
She’s no dumb blonde

Then there’s Angel
She comes from Devon
But I’d swear
She’s straight from heaven

H…

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

…great poem well laid out and brilliantly presented-
Love William xx

:shock:

“Well laid out” as in the words ran from left to right?

“Brilliantly presented” as in using green letters and a spinning graphic?

You forgot to mention, IT’S CRASS!! :roll:

@William_A_Edge wrote:

Don’t tell me it’s Mikael Forsell?

:lol: no… for goodness sake NO! :roll:
he doesn’t even speak east-Finnish… :P

@William_A_Edge wrote:

O Obnoxious
B B*stard
S Simpleton
E Endlessly
R Rudely
V Violating
E Everyone’s
R Rights

My 1st observation is that you have not quite got the hang of this :lol:

It should read

O bnoxious
B astard
S impleton
E ndlessly
R udely
V iolating
E veryone’s
R ights

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

@James Belfast wrote:

@likkle tuts wrote:

And you can shut it tuts, you are a GIRL and girls know feck all about footy! Go play with your dolls! :wink:

James your here again , I am Manager of a local team ,my best player is a girl she is also captain ,she keeps the boys in check .
We also have a ladies team that would…

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

Well it happened around 1959/60 so if you were around then ,who knows 8)

she looks that old, but she aint, just didn’t weather well haha :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@William_A_Edge wrote:

Youre up early Angel ,hows your knee
Love William xx

grrrrrr at being up early! I couldn’t sleep, been up since 6.30am, my knee isn’t too bad thank you, a bit sore but I’ll live, I think my pride was dented more :oops: :lol: At least I can bend it better today :D Anyway there are the pro’s of being up…

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@William_A_Edge wrote:

Youre up early Angel ,hows your knee
Love William xx

grrrrrr at being up early! I couldn’t sleep, been up since 6.30am, my knee isn’t too bad thank you, a bit sore but I’ll live, I think my pride was dented more :oops: :lol: At least I can bend it better today :D Anyway there are the pro’s of being up early, I’ve done…[Read more]

@William_A_Edge wrote:

Well MOM knows best , I believe your soon to be a MOM , great news-Love William :wink:

awww thank you William, I’m due in August :D Maybe that will give me some inspiration for some poetry xx

@William_A_Edge wrote:

Ah! my friend ,can I ask a boon of you
Would you open the door , for me to get through
You see my friend , my hands are full
The door opens out so you have to pull

I’ve never asked much of you before
But I’m asking you now to open the door
Do you think I would stand here static
If the door was automatic

I know in the town…

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