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I’m Confessing How About You

The persecuted smoker

Yes I’m a smoker,it’s my only pleasure
It helps me relax, when I’m at my leisure
Iron’s out my stress, stimulates my brain
I’m afraid it’s an habit,from which I can’t refrain
At your moaning, I have to protest
There’s lot’s of habit’s, I detest
The couch potato, who eats the wrong food
Usualy obesse and awfully crude
The heavy drinker, who gets out of control
Loud and agressive with mouth so foul
The motorist who cares for no other
Including thier self or even thier Mother
The hypochondriac relying on medicine or pill
Not realizing they make thier selves ill
The heavy spender who build up such debt’s
Giving them selve’s unnecessary stress
When I have a smoke , I’m calm and polite
Consider others and smoke out of sight
One thing I’m sure of,just for a start
When it comes to the liver ,stomach or heart
I would have to light up again and again
To do as much damage as a fast food chain
Then smoke forty cigarettes a day
To do as much damage as four pints may
Then into my mouth twenty cigarettes cram
To do as much damage as a car in a jam
Also make smoking a complete dedication
To do as much damage as excess medication
Then do all these things together I guess
To be as unhealthy as someone under stress
So stop your complaining and leave me alone
Forget my problem consider your own

by William A Edge

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AAAARRRGH!

In the dentist waiting room , awaiting an extraction

Reading magazine’s , as a form of distraction

First page is about a pregnancy contraction

I ajust my seat , only just a fraction

Hoping no one has seen my fidgerty reaction

Mamoth tooth found whilst on exploration

Teeth knocked out whilst on vacation

Daughter offended by a toothless relation

Dental nurse talking about her education

Dentist puts me under a sedation

Vampire fang in my imagination

Tooth extracted , wonderful elation

By William A Edge

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@cymorill wrote:

my tears are like the quiet drift
of rain from some far off cloud
you the forgotten one catch them
from beneath your bed of earth

how i long to join you down below
so that i may shut out the world
with all its cruelty and indifference
but instead i send you my tears.

for A xx

A very sad and solemn poem , I do hope you don’t really feel this way
If true think of the person you are missing ,concentrate ,reach out and you can touch their spirit

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:D/ Thanx James

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A Suite Tale

Visiting relative’s in Portland
Main attraction a three piece suite
You see it’s of genuine leather
The couch is really unique

It seems the cow that it came from
When shot was against a wire fence
This left a lasting impression
On the hide,and remains there hence

Two circles resemble an eight
On which you can not recline
An expert of such matters was called on
He thought it a wondrous design

Another suggests it’s a fake
Because of the angle of lay
A third says it depends on the size of cow
Otherwise it’s difficult to say

Forensics organised a reconstruction
But withheld the stand in’s name
Then when shot against the fence
The result was exactly the same

A rather unfortunate conclusion
They wish the deed was not done
Because the design became common
Thus everybody want’s one

By William A Edge

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How did EYE miss this ,you know I love EYE’S yet somehow EYE missed it,It is another one of your master pieces ,so sensuous and meaningful-Love William xx

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@angelwolf00 wrote:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who stuck his D@ck in a socket
His wife was a sweetie
She turned on the switch
And his D@ck flew off like a rocket!

Angelwolf

OW that was painful :shock:

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