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    Habital Eating

    It isn’t very nice
    In fact it’s very rude
    To leave the table
    Whilst others are eating food

    You should take it easy
    Give your food time to digest
    And don’t be forgetting
    We have another guest

    It’s not a competition
    It is not a race
    So why do you gobble
    When feeding your face

    Why do you swallow
    Why can’t you chew
    Your liable to choke
    And I wont know what to do

    I can not understand
    Why you eat so fast
    You’ll get indigestion
    Like you have done in the past

    Then you’ll blame the food
    When it isn’t that at all
    Complain about chest pains
    And drive me up the Wall

    Please heed this warning
    And take your time
    Just like normal people do
    When sitting down to dine

    by William A Edge

    #203744


    The Shopping Game

    Now think about it
    Take your time
    Was it lemon?
    or was it lime?
    I know I want
    some batter mix
    But was it cornflakes
    or wheetabix?
    I also need
    a loaf of bread
    But was it thick or thin?
    she said
    Washing up liquid
    Mild shampoo
    Toilet rolls
    for the loo
    Ham,butter
    a slab of cheese
    Tomato soup
    a tin of peas
    Now have I got
    everything
    Ah! Onions but
    Spanish or spring?
    What a to do
    this shopping game
    I hope she don’t
    send me again
    I suppose
    I enjoyed it though
    Maybe next time
    I will go

    by William A Edge

    #203743


    Those were the Days

    You could go out, leave your door ajar
    You could go for a walk, not see a car
    You could say hello ,without feeling strange
    You could spend two pence ,still have some change
    You could see a policeman ,walking his beat
    When children could play ,safely on the street
    You could go to a store ,get something that you need
    When wages were more ,than just chicken feed
    When public service ,meant just what it says
    You could trust someone ,but then those were the days

    by William A Edge

    #203742


    Bar Tender

    Being a barman is quite enlightening
    What the punters don’t know is quite frightening
    Politics,religion and what should be done
    The moon and the stars everything under the sun
    They know all the celebrities and how they behave
    They know what to buy and how to save
    I listen to them earnestly and take it all in
    So when I invest I’m bound to win

    by William A Edge

    #203741


    The Security Officer

    Walking round the site
    right from dusk to dawn
    Keeping an high profile
    in his uniform
    Walks back to the gatehouse
    having finished his patrol
    Picks up the reciever
    and dials his contrul
    Everything in order
    nothing to report
    Thank you for your check call
    carry on officer Short
    Makes himself a cuppa
    puts food out for the dog
    Lights up a cigarette
    and writes down in his log
    When hes finished his shift
    he can go home for a rest
    Then return next duty
    feeling at his best

    by William A Edge

    #203740


    Anton’s Dream

    I climbed to the top of the hill
    taking up a favourable position
    I had not long to wait
    suddenly it began
    the sky became a splash of red
    reminding me of her beautiful auburn hair
    as the sun took its rightful place
    illuminating the plush green fields
    reminding me of her sparkling eyes
    the flowers in the meadow became a mass of pink’s
    for a while, as mine eye’s blinked
    at the powerful light
    reminding me of her glorious complexion
    a gentle breeze kissed my cheek
    reminding me of her inviting lips
    I now began my decent
    I saw her in the distance
    I ran calling her name
    alas as I got closer she was further away
    my legs became as if stuck in glue
    I began to sink
    I was finding it difficult to breath
    the earth was eating me up
    suddenly she turned back
    she laughed as my head became emerged
    now all is black

    by William A Edge

    #203738


    Hoosier Princess

    To the princess of Indiana

    When I traveled to Indiana
    I was greeted in a lovely manner
    I’m searching for my princess
    So please send out an S.O.S.
    To Hartford City in the morn
    To see the place where she was born
    She’s travelled South to a new home
    She’s even took her favourite gnome
    So off to Eaton,Delaware
    Have you seen my Princess with the firey hair
    She didn’t stop here I’m afraid
    She headed South that handsome maid
    So off to Muncie on the thirty five
    It’s like looking for a bee in the largest hive
    I found my Princess had moved on
    Oh won’t you tell me where shes gone
    On to Yorktown zip 47396
    Feeling tired I need a fix
    I was guided to Chesterfield ,Madison
    No one knew where she had gone
    I rested there now I feel great
    Why don’t you try Edgewood mate
    She not there but if all else fails
    Take the 69 to Ingalls
    Shes not here she never stopped
    So down to Greenfield then I hopped
    The people there didn’t understand
    So I took the 70 to Cumberland
    I visited the drop zone on Diamond Hill
    But had no luck to locate her still
    A fellow there said English by jove
    Why don’t you try our Beech Grove
    I’ve been given the run around so to speak
    They send me now to Williams Creek
    A junkie tapped me for a tipple
    And pointed me to Rocky Ripple
    I’m not beat yet ,I’ll travel still
    My next location Zionsville
    I think my friend you’ve come the wrong way
    Try Clermont this guy did say
    Someone has lead you on
    She’s nearer Lawrence I reckon son
    So to Lawrence my feet are burning
    And for my Princess I am yearning
    You have been mislead my friend
    Take the 70 and at Spiceland take a left bend
    Then to her Castle it is New
    I’m sure you will enjoy the veiw
    At the Raintree Inn on South State Road
    Is where I finally shed my load
    Now I’m really so excited
    As to her palace I hope to be invited

    by William A Edge

    #203737


    Thank you Mary,love your design-Love William xxx

    #203735


    Blast from my Past

    THE BALLAD OF BIRMINGHAM

    Theres a place called Birmingham
    that I love dearly
    It nestles in the midlands as you know
    Where the people speak a very funny language
    They say aint and daint, woont and ere and yoh
    Just to hear again the rumble of the tramcars
    The buse’s as they journey on their way
    To watch the liners berth at Saltley dockyard
    And see the ships go down the river Rea
    The breeze that blows from Summer Lane to Nechells
    Are perfumed by the gas works on its course
    But if the wind is in the opposite direction
    You’ll maybe get a whiff of Holbrook’s sauce
    And to hear again the hawkers in the Bull Ring
    As they sell their ware’s from barrow and from stall
    Now the buildings gone off the permit
    We’ll maybe get a roof on the market hall
    I have tried to show you Brum in all its glory
    You know as much as me I must confess
    And now I’m at the ending of my story
    I’ll wish you all good night and god bless

    by William A Edge

    Author’s Comments:
    “THIS IS NOT MY WORK, IT IS A SONG THAT USED TO BE SUNG IN LOCAL BARS YEARS AGO”

    #203734


    Keeping up with the Jone’s

    Look outside George what do you see
    A hedge, some flowers, a lamp post , a tree
    No George, I mean over there
    Oh the woman with the blue tinted hair
    No George don’t be a fool
    You mean the children coming home from school
    No the Jone’s drive, they’ve got a new car
    Well I’m not getting rid of my old jam jar
    You don’t have to George, here’s what to do
    Buy me a new car then we’ll have two

    by William A Edge

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