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the italian job

mayb the great escape

i no theyre prob both wrong but ive gotta try x

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man goes to doctor because he’s going deaf. doctor says ‘describe the symptoms to me,’ man says,’ homers fat and marge has blue hair!!’

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a girl is standing at the gates of heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain coming from inside, she asks st. peter what it is, he says ‘ thats the sound of angels getting holes drilled in their backs for wings, and their heads for halos. ‘ she says ‘ i think i’d rather go to hell!’ st peter replies ‘ in hell you will be raped and buggered!’ she replies, ‘yeah but ive already got the fooking holes for that!’

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not guilty, i let my enthusiasm run riot, i do control myself from dancing round the market 2 all the xmas songs thou :lol:

have you ever 4gotten u was in a shop or market & started havin a little dance to yourself, then suddenly realized every1s lookin at u

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i remember them, ooh id ave given my rite arm for 1 but only got a harmonica, just not the same & i was only allowed 2 play it in the street, :lol:

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all csi & law & order shows

do u get a pumpkin & carve it for halloween

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ok just read it again i no suga was rite, im just gonna go to specsavers… wont b long :oops:

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er i dont wanna b picky but…. sugar said LIBATE i said liberate, so whose rite :?

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liberate

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libral amounts of

libuor
liba maria
libuca

it is alcolhic isnt it?

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