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8 things that girls should say to guys
1. i’m bored lets shave my pu ssy
2. are you sure you’ve had enough to drink
3.that fart was great, do another one
4. of course i swallow, i love the taste of cum
5. no thats all right, you drink all that beer and watch por no, i’ll do the washing up
6. just for a change could you put it up my ass
7. how about you get that hot girl from work to join us
8. marriage? no way!
carlsberg dont do girlfriends………..
a bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket, ‘ do i know u?’ he askes, she says ‘ arnt you the dad of one of my kids?’ he thinks back to the only time he’s ever been unfaithful and says ‘ were you the hooker i fu ck ed over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery, while shoving that massive cucumber up my ar se? ‘ she stares at him and says ‘ no, i’m your daughters teacher’
bobby-joe was riding in jeds truck, jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said ‘ thats where i first had sex, ‘ bobby-joe said ‘ how was it ‘, jed said ‘ it was great til i looked up and saw her mum was watchin ‘, bobby-joe yelled ‘ oh shyte, what did she say ? ‘jed replied ‘ baaa’
a man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says ‘everyone has 1 minute to get out ‘. a tortoise at the back shouts ‘ you koont ‘
when did pinnochio first realise he was made of wood?
when he had a wa nk………….& his fookin hand caught fire!
nah gave em out as birthday pressies :lol:
do u get a couple of xtra any age/sex type pressies 4 people uve 4got
of course, ive got a better costume than my kids, lol, well xcept the youngest he still goes 4 it. round here last year they had a circus & if u was in halloween costume u got in free
yep i love it
not guilty
how about noels christmas gifts
yep i love it
do u go round lookin at all the outside lites
