WooHoo

Although, stick Four Rings on the front, and it could be mistaken for an Audi.

@PD wrote:

My dream car

Third pic makes it look like a scimitar!! :lol:

THIS is what I call A Beauty! (Like most Mustangs)..

Shame about The Colour, makes it look like The General Lee.. :lol:

@peanut wrote:

This is my dream car :wink: :lol:

I’d not say NO to being offered that! Be good to have stored in a Garage, and i’d take it out “Once In A While”..

Proof Of Purchase! :lol: (Soz)..

Well.. I’m Off.. T’iz The Only Night I Can Get Away With Mugging People.. Too Many Suspects Out There For The Police To Ever Know T’was Me.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

a hilarious phone conversation I just had with a mate :lol: :lol:

I’m Sorry Suzie,.. But The Speaking Clock Cannot Be Classed As A Mate!! :-

LMAO!

Something I have always done, since I first joined! Just leave me be, i’m in my own little world!! I find it funny!! :lol:
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@kent f OBE wrote:

I havn’t honestly got any names either…like Sus I suspect its mainly a male thing…but when referring to ones lady garden,….I do generally call it a Choo Choo :lol:

It’d make more sense if you called it a Tunnell.. :shock: :lol:

I call my penis.. THE SPERMINATOR.. :wink:

Yes, we do.. Mr Kent has been stocking up on Viagra, you’re in a Good Mood.. We ALL know what you’re thinking hun!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I have a cunning plan to make my fortune in Chester

LOL – Making Your Fortune In Chester?.. :lol:

Would you like an investor Pete?..
I’ll come up with some slogans too.. This Time Next Year, we’ll be Millionaires! :shock:

Savaloy – Savaloy.. Come and try our Savaloy..

@stardust wrote:

I’m sorry, I’m completely off topic I know, but I’m just wondering Sarah30?

Are your eyes permanently rolling around in your head?

Only when she’s taking E’s.. :lol:

Bet they’re kicking themselves In Chester.. Must be one hell of a downer, not being able to get Savaloy There! :lol:

No Wonder they’re always so bitter, arrogant, and lacking manners!

We now know, it’s because..

THEY CAN’T GET A SAVALOY!! :lol:

What were you expecting Sarah? Intellectual Chat?.. Mature people?.. :lol:

I was having a little play with one of those Question Balls..

I was thinking “Carrot”..
After it guessed about 16 times, it then asked me.. “Does It Bring Joy To People?”.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

There weren’t a button that said: “It may to a nun i suppose”.. :-#

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: cant wait!

PML – He’s been secretly storing them, and is going to take them ALL AT ONCE!

VIAGRA – CHECK.. VASELINE – CHECK..

*NOTE TO HALLOWEENERS*

If you knock on their door, and don’t get an answer, they’re upstairs.. Kent’s the only one who’ll be getting a treat in that area! :lol:

See you at ten.. :wink:

@sugarnspice wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

How comes when I’m working late the guy who buys viagra never comes in to buy “the blue capsule”….. he has made my son swear not to tell me who is buying 1 every night :roll:

Could it be your son that’s buying it ? :shock:

Nah.. It’s Mr. Kent.. You’re in for one hell of a night Kent.. :wink:

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@Sarah 30 wrote:

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That has to be the worse image of a Savaloy And Chips I have ever seen! Did someone dig them up from the garden?

And for the ones who prefer pure meat, you have filthy minds..

Have this.. You couldn’t do much, unless you were sharing.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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