WooHoo

WHO’S MAKING THAT NOISE?..STUPID IS.. AS STUPID DOES, SOMEONE PIPES AGAIN.. WHO’S MAKING THAT NOISE?..STUPID IS.. :lol:

Well, what D’ya expect, i’m WooHoo.. :lol:

JERRY COULDN’T GET IT UP.. :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

our council provides a spectacular even on bonfire night too..I used to take the 2 oldest when they were younger…with the age gap of the 3rd and me being alot older and fogier I cant be arsed to do anything with him…mind you he is 13 now…..but even when he was younger :lol:

A few years ago we were in India during Diwali…

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Please.. :wink:

Sorry Suzie, but I did one on your behalf.. (Sounds rude).. :lol:

Your Adult P orn Star Name Is:

E.Z. Lay .. Pronounced E.ZEE LAY..

I’m not saying anything, it’s the computer that generated the name!! :lol:

Scouser walks into The Jobcentre, and insists on getting a job..

“I have one here” says the Jobcentre Advisor.. “Man wanted, vacancy entails, only five hours per week, two grand a month, ten weeks holiday (Paid), with additional bonuses, no experience required”..

“You’re taking the p i s s”,.. says the scouser..

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What you laughing at.. You’re the one who gave it to me.. :lol:

Exactly, you just do it for the kids. 8)

I’m not really fussed on Bonfire Night, you include yourself to fit in, so to speak, or do it for the kids! I don’t see the point in going out, spending ££££’s on Fireworks, just a few, and a fire maybe, watch the neighbours if need be. :lol:
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Christmas.

You do get some idiots aiming rockets at windows etc, senseless.. And half the time, these idiots are in their mid-twenties.

I remember sitting out in my ex’s sisters garden, and they were setting off the fireworks.. I was holding my son, he was only a few months old.. I was sat there day-dreaming, everyone was running, turns out a rocket had…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

@will wrote:

i have only used the chat room 1 or 2 times. but i notice there is a chater usin the name ‘Will’ in all 3 forums. but it aint me.!! just so u all know…

I knew it wasn’t you . . he spells better :lol: :lol:

I knew it weren’t you either Will, he didn’t know our secret code. :wink: :wink: :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

Bloody hell!

I hate bonfire night, hate it, hate it, hate it :twisted:

That’s what the cats say in this area.. :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

Well that explains the twitch, the third eye, the green skin…but where did you get those crystal balls? :shock:

They Were A Gift From God! :-$

The Twitch, The Green Skin, Third Eye.. Nah, that’s just the effects of an untreated std.

Daz

Clench..

@jen_jen wrote:

Despite anything anyone else said, Kenty thought she was thick, but the was something that just kept niggling away at her. She just couldn’t shake the feeling that there’s something not right about Harry. It wasn’t the funny twitch he had, the third eye that he tried to cover with his fringe, that funny green tinge to his skin…no,…

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Don’t worry about it.. Just let your hair down, talk shyte, act mad, and you’ll fit in.. :lol:

Letter..

ROVERS CONFIRM SWINE FLU CASES..

Just seen that headline in MSN news.. Shocked me has that.. I’m just thinking about Betty, Blanche, Deirdre, Ken.. You’ll all be sadly missed!

I can pull..

Just be nice to have a female do it for me, once in a while.. :lol: