WooHoo

Two people made me smile today, and the second one wants me.. HaHa.. :lol:

Use an alternative.. :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Mary had a little lamb ……the doctor was amazed.

That Mary kept him all wrapped up, with lettuce and mayonnaise.

Been Wanting to drink it a lot, lately..

Seems like using the line “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, gets the women going.. :lol:

“I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an Artistic Streak”, “I’ve got an…[Read more]

I want you too.. :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

One of those lovely msn conversations that make you feel warm and fuzzy and cherished and special and loved…

I’ve had one of those conversations.. Turns out, she added me by mistake, thinking I was somebody else! :lol:

@annmarie2218 wrote:

why have some men in here got attitude problems :?: espeacially forum 2

And there was me thinking all who used The Justchat Chatrooms, were genuine, polite people!! :lol:

Hmmm.. Suzie states that The Auditor is flirting, followed by, The Statement that she needs a haircut!.. Made an impression on you then Suzie, hey?.. :wink:

What Website Jen?.. I’ll help you, got an artistic streak.. 8)

@Melody wrote:

Ahhhh ToyBoys

Regarding “Hey Diddle Diddle”
Remember the Cat with his fiddle?
Did he know how they made
The strings that he played?
‘Cuz they came from a relative’s middle

A cat, in despondency, sighed,
And decided to commit suicide.
She passed under the wheels,
of eight automobiles,
’twas under the ninth that she died.

There was an old farmer of Slough
Who told me he’s swallowed a cow
I can’t say I know
If he’d really done so
But that’s what he said, anyhow.

Nick..

@Pete wrote:

Mary had a little duck,
She couldn’t stop it quacking.
She bent and su cked his little thing,
And did her f*cking back in.

@will wrote:

there once was a old plumber called pete
Who was plumbing a girl rather neat
she said “Stop ur plumbing
I think sumones cuming”
and he did, what a mess on the sheet..

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

there once was a priest called Roy
who was acting all dodgy with boys
it wasn’t for leisure, just sexual pleasure
How dare he use them like toys

:-… :-…

Martin aint going to be too happy, he warned me about that last time.. [-X

@Pete wrote:

there once was a priest called Roy
who was acting all dodgy with boys
it wasn’t for leisure, just sexual pleasure
How dare he use them like toys

:-… :-…

@Pete wrote:

mary had a little dwarf
she took it up to reading
tied it to a bed-post
and it “CAME” across the bedding