WooHoo

@kent f OBE wrote:

just had my hair done feel a million times better now :lol:

Did I mess it up a bit too much?.. :lol:

Site after site after site – Mis-Directing.. If this was a Footpath, i’d be fu c ked! :?

@will wrote:

be careful cus he likes bein the b1tch :lol: :shock: :shock:

But I wanna be da B1tch! :(

@will wrote:

im jus glad shes stopped flirtin with pete.

it was gettin embarrasin. :lol:

Oh.. Well, i’ll flirt with Pete then if he’s free again.. :lol:

Already Have..

With Tongues An All.. :-

@tweety wrote:

Thinking maybe somebody should start a cuddles and hugs thread for Woo Hoo and Kent. :lol:

No Need! We have our own special room In The Premier Inn.. :lol:

@Melody wrote:

Jeans for Genes day today and I have to wear my jeans for work today and pay a quid to do it… only one slight problem… I always wear jeans to work anyway… tut!

You were conned of a pound by the looks of it.. Although.. Look on the bright side, at least the money goes towards a Good Cause.. Like the boss’ ferrari fund. :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

well i could be polite and say the earth moved………..but apparantly the only thing that moved was the blanket :wink:

Hmmm.. Bout the blanket,.. You may want to wash it.. :oops:

Oh,.. And the earth may not have moved for you, but it did for me, how could you be so damn cruel?.. :(

@Pete wrote:

Terrapin, A La Maryland Recipe

Instructions

Put my p e n i s in kettle, cover with boiling salted water, add 2 slices each carrot and onion, and 1 stalk celery.
Cook till meat is tender. :lol:
Remove from water, cool, draw out juice from head, cut under shaft close to upper shaft and remove your clothes.. :shock:
Empty upper…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

now i was going to say somthing very very very rude…but im a lady and will refrain :lol:

Bit too late for the dirty talking hunni.. I’ve finished now!! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

no one woke me up at 3 ..i woke up properly inbetween texts and phone calls at 5.15 :?

I just moved slowly hunni..

And I pulled it out very very carefully, so not to disturb you! :shock:

I love the way my son Tyler (4) tells me straight, and if he thinks he’s right, then he’ll tell me.. :lol:

Few months back, putting some pants on him, and i said, oh, these are the ones Mummy and Daddy bought you a while back. “No, my Nanny bought them” I said, “I’m sure Mummy and Daddy got these ones”.. On top of his voice.. “NO, MY NANNY…[Read more]

@will wrote:

eatin a bacon and egg sarnie.

That sounds quite tempting now!! :!:

@jen_jen wrote:

Memories of yesterday afternoon, such a happy time…a lovely msn conversation…a saucy text…. :D

Just don’t tell my missus.. :lol:

@will wrote:

im confused every day. its the weed ya know. :shock:

Well..

Some bloke has claimed that he’s going to make an invisible cape or summat, so, Will.. There’s an example of what Weed does to your mind.. HaHaHa.. :lol:

I’m acting like an idiot (btw).. Need some P.O.J.. And a Life!! :shock:

What features do you like best in the opposite sex?.. :wink:

Shut – It.. :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

well u look old now shurrup :lol:

right im off for my granny nap…no i dont have grankids but i feel like shyte :lol: someone wake me up at 3 thank you :lol:

Just come and see me.. I’ll make you feel “Alright“.. :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

god some right commoners in ere :lol:

Well get out then, you’re lowering the tone.. :lol:

@will wrote:

u cant rush these things. :lol:

LMFAOOO.. If only you knew!! :lol: :lol: :lol: