WooHoo

@jen_jen wrote:

The Global Facts … At Any Given Moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now. (Together?) F u c k me.. Oops, maybe’s it’s those words, that are getting that many engaging in it.. :lol:
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. (Wishing they were f u c k ing).. :lol:

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having…

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@jen_jen wrote:

A far more accurate account in the Bears’ house of the events on that fateful morning…

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. ‘Who’s been eating my porridge?’ he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

What she said lol.. We plan on taking over the world.. Wherever you go, WALES will be THERE…………… if they can find their way across the Severn bridge :lol: :lol:

I know, it’s mad, i was running across it the other day, couldn’t see where i was going, too many cars getting in my way.. Nearly got…[Read more]

@Chocolate wrote:

I love the both beach complaints :lol:

Like the beach is too sandy.. :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Bloody Welsh get everywhere eh?

We do indeed :D/

What she said lol.. We plan on taking over the world.. Wherever you go, WALES will be THERE..

How about we name that little thing Pete.. After it’s founder. :lol:

These are the selected few that made me laugh! Idiots!! :lol:

“It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.” (Poor you, ffs,).. :lol:

My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find…[Read more]

Making some people laugh by claiming that it was in fact Keith Allen in the carvery, when it weren’t! :oops:

Sitting down to chill.. 8)

Happy Mothers day to all the Hard-Working good mums out there! 8)

And Trina.. Loves ya. xx

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”
She answers, “I’m moving to Scotland. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.”

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him…[Read more]

heheee

@kentlass19 wrote:

i’m a good girl really….God must have chosen me for an immaculate conception….twice! :lol:

Could you please define the meaning: “Immaculate Conception”, as i thought that was having s ex, but being clean and neat about it.. “Please pass me the box”.., Ooooh, a little spillage, you stay there and orgasm, whilst i get the…[Read more]

Ok, FAMILY,.. one step at a time! Yes, i think it can be genetic as to why someone suffers from obesity, but i think too, it’s Psychological..

There’s nothing wrong with TRYING.. They love T.V, instead, take at least (10 minutes) a day trying out different exercises,.. Yes, it won’t happen overnight, but it’ll happen.

And i’m sorry, but The…[Read more]

What’s up Pete?.. 8)

@pepsi wrote:

Subject: Fwd: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
OK – old but still funny…

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish……………………………..49.
Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Athletic……………………………No breasts.
Average…

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It looks as if it has been fried! Noooo, someone please insert those prickly things back into it’s body..
Don’t see many of them about nowadays.. Where are they most likely to Hang Out?

I’ve been driving in my car, it’s not quite a jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
It was made in Fifty-Nine in a factory by the tyne
It says Volvo on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before
I drive in it as i must, even though it’s full of rust
But I don’t really care, give me some gas and the open air

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Actually Woo Hoo, it wasn’t the Lake district … she went for a drive on her local Motorway (the M25) …. but nobody told her that it just went round and round in a big 225 mile circle.

It was only after her fifth meal break at the Clackett’s Lane service station that she began to get that deja vu feeling.

Eventually even…

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Happiness… 8) Happiness,.. And Happiness.. 8)

She took a trip to the Lake District, and has been stuck there ever since.. See,.. I warned her about that Volvo.. But would she listen?.. Nooooooo..