WooHoo

Hope it improves Will..

I’m bored now.. Someone ring me..

That’s what she said when i asked her for her number.. :lol:

@will wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

We came from Monkeys.. Take that whichever whay you want to lol.. :lol:

Respectfully enquires if you went to young williams school??

The similarities are starting to scare me! :shock: :-k

less of the young, i’m 28. :shock: anyways it was pb n actor who started it.. :lol:

I think.. Sarah…[Read more]

Xtra.. :lol:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

oohh i tell ya my woman went ‘on’ for hours last nite… worn me out she did n i’m sore :oops:

well it was valentines day innit

You only get it more than once on Valentines Day? :shock:

phew yeh i tell ya she’s a right randy git.

I know! :shock:

@will wrote:

oohh i tell ya my woman went ‘on’ for hours last nite… worn me out she did n i’m sore :oops:

well it was valentines day innit

You only get it more than once on Valentines Day? :shock:

Excellent.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Yeah monkey boy :lol:

Please Don’t Pete! Had enough of names like that at Home and School, as i were growing up! Those memories are coming back to me now. The school names were bad enough, and that were just the teachers. At home, it’d be: “Lets grow a tree and let him swing from it”..

They even tried to return me to Bristol…[Read more]

Due to my idiototic posts lately, how close am i from being banned? :lol:

We came from Monkeys.. Take that whichever whay you want to lol.. :lol:

Sylum.. (Can i get away with that?) :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’m waiting for the batteries to run down… bloody duracells go on and on and on and on :shock:

Just Like Women.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I accidently sat on the vibrator i tell you

How long did it take you to accidentally get off? :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Speaking of Heather Mills did you know their last xmas together Paul McCartney bought her a plane

He got her Immac for the other leg :lol:

PML.. :lol:

I’ve heard they were into Roleplay.. She’d be Captain Pugwash, and him.. He’d play a dirty old man.. :lol:

What Mucky said:

Donna says:
your normally such a tightarse

Ok,.. Who’s been talking? Put down the Vaseline and show yourself.. :lol:

Yeah Well.. Shouldn’t have stole my handbag then.. :lol:

Jack Duckworths’ House.. :?

@sarah_1 wrote:

I hear the price of fish in China is extortionate – :shock:

Do they have fish in China?

@jen_jen wrote:

For everyone who didn’t get a message

Don’t be dejected
Don’t be blue
There’s someone out there
Just for you
In the meantime
Please accept this rhyme
To wish you all
A happy valentine

xxxx

(ok, it doesn’t quite rhyme, but it’s off the top of my head and I’m tired!)

Don’t be insulted
Don’t be upset..
To all…[Read more]

@Reason wrote:

Foooked if I know how to multi quote.

Sarah ……as if!!! :wink:

Pete,the dog does tend to stop to drop the odd log :D

Woohoo,It was when PB approached me with the soggy stick of celery that I started to worry. :shock:

And i’m guessing it hadn’t been in his mouth! :shock: