WooHoo

Don’t all rush lol..

I meant I flip the thought over my shoulder.. Tut Tut @ you and your mind..

bright

Not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it that counts.. I just flip it over my shoulder, and carry on with my day!! :lol:

lol – nope.. I self heal.. :lol:

I’ve pictured men naked and t’was quite upsetting, they always seem to be bigger than me!! :lol:

I’ve got recurring dreams about being haunted, each dream is kind of different from the last – but each mean a similar thing!! lol – started off as being pushed back by an invisible force – frightening.. I just assumed that maybe it’s because i felt as if i was being pushed back in life! Had a dream, i was in a new house.. Fu ck ing great…[Read more]

You lot do it too – And don’t pretend you don’t.. I’m just honest about it.. Maybe a little too honest lol..

ARRRRRGGGHHHH i’m turning into my dad..

They recommend that you have a pen and paper besides your bed to write them down!

I used to read the ‘Dream Book’ lol – but now just use my own intuition to work out what the dreams mean!!

Thinking about what someome looks like naked.. Well, i’m a man, what d’ya expect.. HaHa.. :lol:

Don’t worry – i go through that! Takes me ages to get to sleep, and when i do, have a weird dream, and wake up lol..

Could this be the one?.. :oops:

Sunset..

I was sat there with a coffee – reading The News Of The World, and nearly choked when in front of me was a headline which claims that Jacko wanted operation to make Bubbles talk!
I actually wanted to make my pet Sheep talk – but decided against it.. :lol:

What a great thing that would have been – They could have had their own Chat-Show!

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Eve

Asbo

I just grabbed the man from next door, we put on our best suits (asda £19.99) and went to our local bus stops to sing this.

In total, we had three tomatoes thrown at us, a cabbage – one swede, two potatoes – A tennis ball – Can of Stella (Empty might I just add) – and to top it all off, the police came and moved us on.

Anymore bright ideas? :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Its awfully hot isnt it ? 8)

It is – but the skies are dull – This heatwave we were supposed to be having?
Where did it go? Once again – it skipped wales.. :lol:

Erect

These lame jokes, they’ll angus lol.. Is it really ness cessary :lol: