WooHoo

@Pete wrote:

The violets have faded
The roses are dead
Just like the corpse,
I have in my bed! :shock:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I have heard the name Gwendoline on here before under shall we say questionable circumstances :-k

Well I don’t recall this.

Lulubelle Snodgrass of Acacia Avenue, Somewhereville

I’ve met her.. £75 for half hour,.. £150.00 for the whole day! :shock:

Yes please Reason! :lol:

Question: Does Santa really exist? If not, then i wa nk ed that p ervert off for nothing..

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Bopping away to Boogie wonderland on Strictly ….. Yeah I know sad innit? :roll: :lol: :

Yep.. :lol:

ill second that :shock:

I wonder if she had any clothes on at the time.. :shock:

:oops:

Will.. No, you’re telling us you bop around in the Nuddy? :lol:

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@jen_jen wrote:

Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

(Not if you’re after a s ex change).. :-k

9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.

(No answer for that sorry).. :-({|=

8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not…

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@Tinkerbell wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

We tried.. They’re all fully booked.. With Valentines day coming up and that! :lol:

There is always the local back alley :cool:

Wrong Choice Of Words Tinks.. [-X

I missed the bus the other night! Did that Tw@t with the club foot leg take my seat?

Well,.. From what i gather from a recent text, i’ll get worse than a slap.. :lol:

Se x doesn’t have to be painful does it? (Not for the male anyway).. Maybe i should arrange to do it in a Panic Room.. :mrgreen:

We tried.. They’re all fully booked.. With Valentines day coming up and that! :lol:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Bopping away to Boogie wonderland on Strictly ….. Yeah I know sad innit? :roll: :lol: :

Yep.. :lol:

ill second that :shock:

I wonder if she had any clothes on at the time.. :shock:

@Reason wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

My secret is out too.. FFS, i tried my best to keep it hidden.. T’was the Take That bit that gave it away wasn’t it? :lol:

Aye it was ……. ffs i knew i should have been more discreet and said The Village People #-o

Oh i don’t know, what’s the opening lyrics of one of their songs?..

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That bit where she starts to moan, and then he,.. Oops, wrong kind of film.. Sorry! :?

My secret is out too.. FFS, i tried my best to keep it hidden.. T’was the Take That bit that gave it away wasn’t it? :lol:

Apparantly, God doesn’t like men who have intercourse with each other! If that happened years and years and years ago, they’d have been stoned! It helps i suppose.. :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

It has been suggested to me that some chatters won’t know me by my old name so won’t feel able to trust me!! Hmmmmph!!!

I’m a regular chatter in Forum 3, chatting as chirpy_chick or FatOldUglyBottleBlondeFemale

Do you mind if i just call you Jen? :D

Flirt! :lol:

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This Text this morning!

I luv ur eyes, i luv ur smile, I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. wat can i say, ur 1 of a kind and 24/7 ur on my mind!

How Sweet! :lol: :wink:

I’m open minded, and easy going! I don’t mind Take That! Anyway, enough about my Lonely Heart advert,.. What did you say? :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

It has been suggested to me that some chatters won’t know me by my old name so won’t feel able to trust me!! Hmmmmph!!!

I’m a regular chatter in Forum 3, chatting as chirpy_chick or FatOldUglyBottleBlondeFemale

Do you mind if i just call you Jen? :D

All the time.. :lol:

Do you ever think that maybe you make too many posts? I do.. :?

@Reason wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Being Rated as Dangerous! :lol: *Puts down the gun*.. :P

That’s with gettin over excited at sexy texts,never have your weapon in your hand when you receive them :shock:

LOL, i know that, they have a habit of Going Off in your hand.. :lol:

@Reason wrote:

Should i have sent that foookin mail :?

S’ok, i’m quite flattered you like me, and want me to wear a Gimp Mask, and i’ll consider spanking you whilst you sing along to Boyzone cd’s. :D