WooHoo

A Sassy brunette! Will she,.. Won’t she? :wink:

There was a young lady from Kew,
Who said, as Peter withdrew,
“Oh, but PB is quicker,
And thicker and slicker ,
And four inches longer than you.” :shock:

GOING!..

I know..

When you asked me to strip for you on Webcam, you were a gentleman.. You said “Please”.. :lol:

Contemplating on whether to go for that pint or not.. :-k An hour wouldn’t hurt would it?

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Pete..

The police are looking for some1 that steals vibrators, swallows, and loves it up the jacksie..

…..what should I do? should I say I haven’t seen u? :D/

Ok mate well the police are on to us they are looking for a sexy motherf*cker and a retard, they’ve already got me so grab…

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Travel.. Around the world.. First stop.. Margate.. :lol:

Pete..

The police are looking for some1 that steals vibrators, swallows, and loves it up the jacksie..

…..what should I do? should I say I haven’t seen u? :D/

@NCb wrote:

Well dang!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t get one!!

Send me your number then.. :lol:

Nazareth..

@Pete wrote:

bag of crap for WooHoo :lol:

PML.. :lol: Cheers Pete.. I owe you one.. :P

@Sir Actor wrote:

:roll: it’s gone a bit off topic.

Ok,.. Back to Jeremy Clarkson.. :lol:

Not to take everyone’s crap anymore.. :wink:

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@minim wrote:

I usually insist on 8 minutes

That’s just greediness aint it?.. :lol:

exhausting i’d say

I’d have to think of silly things to delay myself.. :lol:

@minim wrote:

I usually insist on 8 minutes

That’s just greediness aint it?.. :lol:

Just been looking for Valentine one liners and poems.. :lol: But instead found myself texting silly things to different people!..

I reserved the boards! That’s why.. :D

@Pete wrote:

One – Nothing wrong with me
Two – Nothing wrong with me
Three – Nothing wrong with me
Four – Nothing wrong with me
One – Something’s got to give
Two – Something’s got to give
Three – Something’s got to give
Now!!!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the
Floor!!!

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@Pete wrote:

@minim wrote:

the sex would be very unsatisfying, it would involve a lot of standing around talking and then be over in less than 60 seconds.

60 seconds ? :shock: bloody hell he’s a goer then

That’s how my dates turn out.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

My sister complaining;

As she got home, she found that her Chinese neighbours had hung several fish from their washing line.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is there big money in Laundering Fish?

she carping on about it is she

Yep, she thinks that something Fishy’s going on..

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