WooHoo

Fc uking hell, ok, i’ll have to leave them on the doorstep, which kind of takes the fun out of it now.. :lol:

Just leave your bedroom window open tonight.. :lol: :wink: :shock:

LOL, he’s the last person young ladies would want sneaking through their bedroom windows late at night, despite whether he has a box of chocolates or not..

More like a Mc Donalds.. :shock:

Llangennith..

My old mum.. She heard scratching last night, and woke up to find that someone had been nibbling on her tangerines.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, she must have had intruders, and weird ones at that!! :shock:

On second thoughts..

I’ll mimick him from the Milk Tray adverts.. (Hope you know who i’m on about Tinks)..

Pete.. Link.. :D/

@Pete wrote:

Mistletoe and Wine

probably the best pop song that sums up what xmas SHOULD be

A time for giving, a time for getting, (Oral?) :lol:
A time for forgiving and for forgetting. (s ex with fat Carol at the office party) :-…
Christmas is love, christmas is peace, (When the missus gets what she wants) :D
A time for hating and…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’ve heard it said that Mancunians are a bunch of nosepickers

Sorry PB, but i’ve heard different.. :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

You’ve gotta be kidding me :shock:

PML.. I thought you’d have got that.. :lol:

Gets a lorry load of chocolate just for tinks.. :wink:

There you go..

And there was me thinking that i should have been worrying more about the gun crime and other life threatening situations..

Is there a certain place in Manchester where you shouldn’t “Pick It” or doesn’t that matter?

I’m so glad i don’t know this man, because i’d find it hard keeping a straight face at the wake.. :shock:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Ooooo Anthony, dont you dare forget them kisses!

Dawny xxxx

Oh dear forgot my **

Considering that name has been with me for a while now, it still doesn’t sound right when someone calls me Anthony.. :?

@Pete wrote:

Ok im reporting you all for taunting and stuff :evil:

Reporting me for Taunting.. Never been to the place.. :(

Sits and waits for Cliff.. :-k

He did wonders with the Lords Prayer.. Heard he’s considering his own version of Santa Claus is coming to town..

You’ve got it Sarah hun, it was the short skirt and unbuttoned blouse that did it.. Oh, and the husky voice.. 8)

Probably some man going through a divorce, and some woman in the area probably got a text saying: “You want your money, you can have your money, but first try and find it”.. “Oh, and when you find it, try and put the pieces back together”.. :lol:

Second.. (Tinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy).. Where’s you been Gorgeous? 8)

Playing footsie with Sarah under the table.. :lol:

I have the answers, but you may not want to hear them..

Anthony. :lol:

Oops, forgot the kisses.. xxx

@Quiet_Man wrote:

No Fake. Was made by a blonde as a joke and since her friends liked it so much she sold the concept.

Found it on an article about it on a German site

Here´s the link to the seller in case someone wants to give it as a gift: http://www.keyboardforblondes.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.main

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