WooHoo

She’s paying for the privelage of others getting it for free! :lol:

Nice to know you get Virgin in Prison.. Bet the big gays got all excited when the Guv’nor announced there would be virgin in every cell.. :shock:

Is the second one, Back To The Future?

Just do what they’re doing.. I’d rather be paying £11 a month, than £50 plus… Not really the crime of the century..

Wouldn’t look good if you were caught though.. In the nick with murderers, bank robbers,.. “What you in for?” “Ermmm, watching Uk Gold for free” :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Nooooooooo I cant do horror films!!!! I’m a big scaredy cat!

LOL, i can hear a deep voice…

DAWNY CAN’T DO HORRORS, BUT IF SHE DID.. THEY’D PROBABLY… :lol:

Apart from the Goonies (What a spine chilling movie), I don’t think i’ve ever come across a film that has made me hide behind a cushion –

Halloween here in Wales is like having a night on the town.. :lol: Hubble, Bubble, toil and trouble..

Did get a bit out of hand last year i might add..
Had a knock on the door..
“Gimme some money, or we’ll do ew house and car over.” Old Mr. Jones had the same problem, “Where are the police when you need them?” He asked… But that’s the…[Read more]

Sometimes i find that the people answering are more scarier than the ones who are knocking!

Totally F…..G Crazy!

It’s that bad, even PB has pm’md me asking if i want to play scrabble.. :shock:

Where’s everyone going? They’ve vanished! It’s oh so quiet.. Ever so quiet in fact!

They’ve abondoned ship.. Or are they on strike?

I’d be invisible..

I mean, c’mon lets face it, i’d look a right pillock running down the street in a SuperHero outfit! :lol: I’d pause time and people too… That’d be good!

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

Name both celebs, and the connection….

The 1st one.. Stephanie Cole, or Bradley Walsh?

The 2nd one.. Jonathan Ross..?

@cath 55 wrote:

hi this is caffs Parlour
please do come in
sit down and get your dong up
and soon you’ll be served
By me in a s exy outfit
dont be shy now
it really wont cost much
we can give you directions (for vi rgins)
should you get lost (Man it’s deep)
just look out for the sign
an caff she will be
in for visitors be it he or a she
or then…

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Evening!! 8) xx

@Pete wrote:

where did forum 4 go

OMG, someone has pinched it.. :lol:

That i am nice and warm for a change! 8)

PML.. Spam Jobs.. [Is someone looking for someone like you?] Ha Ha.. If so, then don’t bother! :lol:

Oh Gawd, is Pebbles still going on? :roll: Oh well.. Hi Mucks, Hi Pinty! :D

Mucky made me smile/laugh earlier on in the evening! She sent Hubby To Be into the other room so that she could watch X Factor. I told her how cruel she was, and she said:…. “No Can Do” :lol:

@Esmeralda wrote:

A friend’s husband ran a hosepipe into his car and killed himself after being falsely accused of rape and enduring a campaign of abuse and vilification.
Another friend threw herself in front of a train after being raped and disbelieved.
Human beings are ghastly creations either way.

That’s just it, for those who are wrongly…[Read more]

Hoping my Handsome son, and Gorgeous daughter will feel better soon!