WooHoo

@ForumHostPB wrote:

MMMMMM just imagine waking up in your coffin in time to hear the crematorium workers saying “Better give this one gas mark 7 Harry” and then the oven door slamming as they shut you in!!!

Wood is a good insulator, so it would take several minutes before you started to cook properly. Mind you, they wouldn’t hear you screaming…

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When you’re on the phone, to someone you have just met, and your conversation stops – silence!! And you rhink of ANYTHING just to start the conversation off again.. :oops:

There’s an ice chill outside!!!

@*Dawny* wrote:

Having to miss the quiz last night cos of Migraine :evil:

Sorry Poet and team

Liar!!! She was having a bit… :lol: :wink: xx

@Pete wrote:

You’d feel hot

Wouldn’t be nice would it,.. a burning sensation in her box.. :lol:

@lil fek wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

LOL.. That’s why i’ve always said that when i die (Was going to say IF then lol).. I want to be buried with a syringe, containing a lethal poison!!

Why not just be cremated?

Because it would just be my luck, that i’d wake up whilst going through the furnace!!

Mary had a thousand Lambs,
she couldn’t remember their names!
But it doesn’t really matter now,
cos they’ve all gone up in flames. :D

Bad Luck Time for the mouse by the looks of things!! :lol:

@Reason wrote:

I think ya might find that after the undertaker has done his stuff then Jesus couldn’t raise ya from the dead :shock:

Don’t shoot the messenger..

Sorry, but had to laugh.. :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

When reclaiming old graveyards for new developments, a disturbing number of the exhumed coffins have scratch marks on the inside of the lids. :shock: :? :shock: :?

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LOL.. That’s why i’ve always said that when i die (Was going to say IF then lol).. I want to be buried with a…[Read more]

When reclaiming old graveyards for new developments, a disturbing number of the exhumed coffins have scratch marks on the inside of the lids. :shock: :? :shock: :?

Just rubbed two sticks together.. Got them from my room mate.. He was very clever though.. He’d hide from the staff.. only i could see him.. :?

I set fire to the padding in my room. :D

It explains the paranoia, and the mood swings anyway.. :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Ok but if he starts putting the seat down summats gonna have to be done

Shyte..

I change the loo roll, and i put the seat down.. Pete, help me, i’m not a man.. :shock:

I knew it!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok! I’m living a lie. I’m a female. Always have been always will be.. Ha Ha.. Fooled ya..…[Read more]

It’s when i start going around the house with a Feather Duster, and opening the door to the milkman in my satin dressing gown, that’s when i need to start worrying!! Not that ALL women do that! Just Dawny.. :shock: Oh F**K!

@Pete wrote:

Ok but if he starts putting the seat down summats gonna have to be done

Shyte..

I change the loo roll, and i put the seat down.. Pete, help me, i’m not a man.. :shock:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

AND.. If you’re John Taylor, and you’re reading this, THERE SHE IS.. ^^^ That’s the one!

Fook off you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*Hides* 8-[

Well that’s charming… :lol:

But Rube, it’s good to look back, and see how people have changed etc..