WooHoo

@lil fek wrote:

Awwwww Pete ZOLPs for you …stolen from Woohoo’s point C O U N T on another thread hehe!

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

Pete? :D

@Pete wrote:

Nurse with bulging eyes: “No Harry, dis is no time to be telling jokes man.” :lol:

Osama Bin Laden.. :shock:

And.. Ermm.. :lol:

And did the FULL monty..

Said goodbye to his brothers, and went to Argos..

And went to Lidl’s.. to..

Pete.. :shock: You should have pulled out.. :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

Perfume…….. Georgio Beverley Hills

Flower……….. Orchids

Item of clothing………. ARsenal ToP

Colour…….. RED

Cheese………. mature chedder (but with grapes on the side)

Fruit………. apple

Male singer………. Suggs

Female Singer……….. Amy Winehouse
Flavour of crisps……. M&S handcooked chedder…

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I had to look twice just to make sure… :lol: :lol:

Yes.. :lol: You have to get your money’s worth don’t ya?.. :shock:

Have you ever booked in under a false name?

@CherryBomb wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Gareth, and Freddie, Rachel, and KATE.. :lol:
Kenneth, he’s sixty, and Betty who’s late..

That made me laugh out loud! :lol:

Just thought she deserved a mention.. :lol:

@lil fek wrote:

Do I see a guilty or not guilty? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO deducts 10000000000 points from Woohoo’s count.

Mwahhh… :lol:

PHEWWWWWWWW… Thought you were going to say summat else.. :lol:

And Jenny, and Benny, and Mandy, and Frank..
Watch out for that Terry, he’s having a… :shock:

Gareth, and Freddie, Rachel, and KATE.. :lol:
Kenneth, he’s sixty, and Betty who’s late..

I went in again..

There’s Slasher, and Flasher, and Gnasher, and Hasher..

And,..

Norris, and Doris, and Floris, and Horace (Watch him, he’s an std ridden tramp).. So Pete says..

There’s also,..

Bill, and Gill, and Phil (Minus the grant).. There’s Will, and oh F**K it.. :roll: :lol:

I know that Pete.. But eat WHAT? :wink:

You could call out a lot of things lol..

I only went to see what the fuss was all about.. Don’t like Chatrooms that much.. :?

@wishfairy wrote:

some1 told me there was a really great place 2 chat, loads of people there

Bingo?

@wishfairy wrote:

stop thinkin out loud,

That’s what all the girls say.. :lol: