WooHoo

Breath?

Ask Pete.. :lol: He’ll find a link..

How long do you think this nice weather will last for?

@wishfairy wrote:

oh i thought he was takin a rest from georgia

He is.. She wanted it all the time, think that’s why he’s gone to Iraq.. :lol:

The Greek now owns a Kebab shop on the High Street.. :lol:

To be honest Wish, i’m not sure he has the time to go and try for a Contract Mobile, i’ve heard he’s very busy at the moment..

I did hear that he’s in Iraq..

@Forget Me Not wrote:

wishfairy is right again (or maybe she just googled the name)

poor aeschylus was minding his business one day when an eagle mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a tortoise on him, hoping to break its shell

And now one poor innocent bystander has died because of it..

@Pete wrote:

Not the best visions in the world i have to say :shock:

No.. The way peoples minds work hey.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Go on Ken son

When i seen that, i had visions of Ken about to jump Deirdre..

With Blanche egging him on.. :lol:

It was dropped from a plane? :? Whoever accidentally drops a tortoise from a plane is anybody’s guess, but i’ll stick with that..

I did try.. But all i got was.. WELCOME TO THE ORANGE ANSWERPHONE.. #-o

@wishfairy wrote:

i would say it fell on his headbut tortoises cant fly, lol

Could have been cloned with a bird.. :shock:

@Pete wrote:

Bobs on his way over there now :P

Shall i ring Superman? Maybe he could help too.. :lol:

*Sings Black and Gold* :lol:

He was playing catch with his mate (After Scuba Diving), and his mate lobbed it at him, but it hit his head.. And he died.. :-s

](*,) LOL, i enjoyed coming out with several silly solutions.. :lol:

Contest? A non speaking one..

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Were they Parachuting?

cause ya cant talk when ya parachuting eh :lol:

LMAO.. :lol: It’d be hard to talk really wouldn’t it?

Well KneeHigh, i think they must have had instruments in their mouths.. :lol:

Ok, maybe they were both eating.. (still sounds bad) :shock: :lol:

OR..

Were they with their wives? The wives were nattering away, and the men either weren’t allowed to chat, or simply just couldn’t get a word in edgeways..

OR..

LOL, God won’t mind, he’s having his afternoon nap..

FMN said they were both doing something they enjoyed, so i assumed.. :lol:

Were they both involved in an orgy, and were tied and GAGGED? :lol: